FUNNY NARRORATOR QUOTES YOU NEVER HEARD

Today in Townsville, Professor's in the house! Man I'm funny! No,no I'm not. God I hate my life. Blam!*thud*.

Narrator: Ah, yes...The savior of Townsville, Mojo Jojo! Oh no...it's...THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!SAVE ME![Sucks thumb in feetle position]

Narrator: the city of ****ville... whoops i said that on the air God ******, whoop there i go again. oh well those dumb kids have probably heard that before anyway.

Narrator: Urm, becuase of the fact that Cartoon Network is running out of money, we've um, had to cut back on backdrops, props and we've sorta crammed everyone in here. So, without further ado,The Big city of townseville! home of the Powerpuff Girls, Sheep, Dexter, Johnny Bravo, Ed, edd and eddy...

Narrator: The City of Townsville! A quaint, lovely, caring town with quain, lovely, caring people. Ahhhhhhh! There they are now, the PowerPuff girls, BEATING THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER!

Narrator: Why am I talking to the girls when I can actually say what's going on!

Narrator: The City of- WHY am I saying this stupid line every time? We are always in the city of Townsille! *tired* Day after day after day. *pondering* Maybe we could open on Farmsville tomorrow... Narrator: Why don't I ever get shown on TV? Am I ugly? Is my face pimply? ...Do I even have a face?

Narrator: (sobbing) And Miss Bellum complains about her hidden face! What about me? Nobody gets to see me! THEY CAN ONLY HEAR ME!

Narrator: The City of Townsville ... is nothing but a cover that everyone but me puts up in order to hide the fact that these people are really cult worshippers of ... HIM!

Narrator: So once again, HEY! THAT'S MY CAR! GET BACK HERE!
Narrator: Oh, you're not renewing my contract, huh? Well then, ahem, "and then the entire cast joined Heaven's Gate. The end." (mumbling) try and make a spinoff now...

Narrator: So, once again, the city of Townsville! Where the Powerpuff Girls are ... saved ... once again? Oh, this is not a good morning.

Narrator: The city of Townsville ... is a figment of my imagination. That's right, I've been fooling you all for the past two years. Not bad, huh? Heh ... "Powerpuff Girls" ... like anyone would believe THAT! Whoo-eee ... I'm laughing all the way to the bank, too; you people will buy ANYTHING! You're more gullible than the IRS! Um ... not that I ever lied to the IRS. A heh, heh ... g'night!

Narrator: The City of Townsville...is protected by girls! What a bunch of sorry losers!

Narrator: Come on, I wanna be on TV! ...What? They aren't accepting Survivor 2 applications anymore? Well, guess I always have that M-80... (gunshot) YAAAAAAAA! Take that, Craig McCraken!

Narrator: And so the day is saved, thanks to... uh, aw crud... LINE!

Narrator: The City of Townsville ... where a disembodied voice like me can wreak revenge on pathetic humans by EXPOSING THE VERY NATURE OF THEIR LIVES!

Narrator: And so, once again, the day is saved thanks to ... me, Super Narrator!

Narrator: So, once again, the day... what the... Howard Cosell's ghost! I swear, I wasn't insulting your profession... (thud) AAAAAAAAAA! (moister thud)

Narrator: The city of Towns... aargh, that's it, always that same line, I quit.

Narrator: Ugh, I quit this show. I'm goin' back to narrating wildlife documentaries!