Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama

This was a blonde joke that I found online, and made Lindsay star as the blonde girl

So Tyler was mowing the lawn, and he saw Lindsay next door looking in her mailbox. She got angry to see nothing was inside, and stormed into her house. Tyler was confused and wanted to know what was wrong.

A few seconds later, Lindsay came out of her house again checking the mail, and she saw that it was still empty. She angrily stormed back into her house again. Tyler was thinking that she was waiting for something.

He went back to mowing his lawn until he saw Lindsay again checking her mailbox, finding out there was nothing inside, and charging back into the house very angry. Tyler wanted to find out what was wrong.

Tyler went to Lindsay's front door and knocked. When she came to the door, she had her computer in her hands and threw it into the trash. "Hi Noah." Lindsay said. "It's Tyler." Tyler said.

Tyler wanted to ask Lindsay something. "Lindsay, were you expecting something in the mail today?" He asked. "No." she replied. "Then why did you keep checking your mailbox, and why the hell did you throw your computer out into the garbage?" Tyler asked.

Lindsay responded, "This computer kept lying to me. I see that there is no mail in my mailbox when this crappy computer kept saying you got mail."