A/N: Hello people,

I know many of you do not like the new Dante (I didn't like him at first either, but after they cleaned the concept up, and made him look less like a heroine-shooting, chain-smoking skeleton, I got used to his new look), but please, please, please give this fic a chance… I really would appreciate some reviewers 'cause writing this without any motivation or support really just puts me down, you know? How can I write if nobody reads?

On a lighter note, here is a very funny special, for all the lovers of DMC, no matter what Dante they like.

Merry Christmas, Demon Slayers!

Sincerely, The MASTER T- Bro's

In the city of Limbo, the most cruelest and strongest demons to have control over the city is none other than Mundus himself.

Long story short, he controls everybody through debt, imprisoned Sparda, and killed Eve, his lover.

On Christmas night, Mundus was in one of his fancy chair, in front of the fireplace, watching the Raptor News Network, appreciating Bob Barbas's brain-washing work. Dante has been messing up his operations and it was getting to the point where he would just go to Dante himself and shoot him in the head.

Suddenly, he heard a noise.

Plop

On this day, he could care less if it was presents or coal.

He got up and went over to the source of the noise. It ended up coming from his fireplace and saw something unusual.

Inside his fireplace was a big piece of shit.

Literally.

And then he suddenly heard something.

He heard a door bell ring.

Realizing that his servants were asleep, he had no choice but to answer it himself.

When he opened a door, he saw nothing.

Then he smelled something burning.

He looked down and saw a lunch bag on fire.

On instinct, he stepped on it repeatedly. After it went out, he smelt something shitty.

Not figuratively.

He looked at his foot and bag and saw shit.

"Merry Christmas, douchebag!" Dante yelled in the distance.

"I don't think that was a good idea." Kat said

Suddenly, Dante was dragged into Limbo and demons came out of the ground.

Dante smiled and took out Rebellion, saying, "It was worth it."

A/N: Chapter Two of my DMC fic will be coming soon! Merry Christmas Demon Slayers!