FUNNY MAYOR QUOTES YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ON TV
Mayor: Ms. Bellum, my Depends need to be changed.
Mayor: Move out, Miss Bellum! You're fired! I hired Femme Fatale because she likes me.
Mayor: YAY! Miss Bellum, I finally found out how to say the alphabet!
Mayor: I'm a genius!
Mayor: Forget the equalizer. I should use Gundam Sandrock.
Mayor: Man, Miss Bellum would make a better Mayor than me.
Mayor: Ms. Bellum, I figured out how to pronouce "Patty Cake"!
Mayor: Sorry, Ms. Bellum. I've got a hot date with my wife.
Mayor: Oh no, Mojo Jojo! Powerpuff Girls, I choose you!
Mayor: Say, Ms. Bellum? Don't you think you should wear more modest clothing or something?
Mayor: It's all so clear to me now!
Mayor: Now, where is my book on quantummechanics?
