FUNNY MAYOR QUOTES YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ON TV

Mayor: Ms. Bellum, my Depends need to be changed.

Mayor: Move out, Miss Bellum! You're fired! I hired Femme Fatale because she likes me.

Mayor: YAY! Miss Bellum, I finally found out how to say the alphabet!

Mayor: I'm a genius!

Mayor: Forget the equalizer. I should use Gundam Sandrock.

Mayor: Man, Miss Bellum would make a better Mayor than me.

Mayor: Ms. Bellum, I figured out how to pronouce "Patty Cake"!

Mayor: Sorry, Ms. Bellum. I've got a hot date with my wife.

Mayor: Oh no, Mojo Jojo! Powerpuff Girls, I choose you!

Mayor: Say, Ms. Bellum? Don't you think you should wear more modest clothing or something?

Mayor: It's all so clear to me now!

Mayor: Now, where is my book on quantummechanics?