Disclaimer: I am a huge fan of Joss Wheaton's Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I love the episode of "The Zeppo," because Xander has an episode for once. So I decided to give him a fic. I am not in this fic btw. (Although I may make an entrance with my character Tiera.)
When Bunnies Attack
One beautiful day in Sunnydale, California, Xander Harris decided that they should have a movie night at his new apartment. He went to the video store, and found a movie called "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." He called Buffy, Willow, Tara, and of course his beautiful ex-demon fiancée, Anya.
They all came over, but Giles, Buffy's watcher, also made an appearance, because he liked the movie, which was a complete shock to everyone present.
"I can't believe you actually like this movie." Xander said as he always did when Giles does something like a "shallow" person would.
"I am a normal person Xander. I like it, but I don't watch it that often, and when I have an opportunity, and I am not busy, I take it." Giles said in his usual tone of voice, with a hint of excitement.
"I can't imagine what Spike would say if he knew we were watching this, knowing him, he loves these kinds of movies." Buffy said.
"Where is he anyway?" Willow asked.
"He's watching Dawn."
"Oh. Ok."
Everyone looked at her strangely.
As the night went on, the movie got to a very interesting part; Tim, a crazy Scottish man, says that a little white bunny is a very dangerous creature.
"AHHHH!" Anya exclaimed. "See! See! I told you those things are EVIL!"
"Honey, the man is crazy."
Giles and Tara snickered, and Xander wondered why. However, before he could know why, the question was answered. The cute, little white harmless bunny attacked the knights.
"See! See!" Anya screamed so that everyone stared at her. Tara and Giles were laughing now.
"What's with you two!" Buffy asked them annoyed.
"I knew that was going to happen." Giles laughed.
"You could have warned me!" Anya said now crying and clutching Xander's arm.
