Miss Keane: I hate my job!
Miss Keane: I hate kids!
Miss Keane: Boy I'm the dumbest teacher in the world.
Miss Keane: Sorry class, I can't teach today, I have a date with the Professor!
Miss Keane: Yea, yea, very funny class. I know I have no pupils. That was so funny I forgot to laugh.
Miss Keane: Buttercup... I suppose you're wondering why you look so much like me.
Miss Keane: Of course, girls! You can use Mitch as a football.
Miss Keane: Class, I've just decided that the girls will be the ones to punish you if you do something wrong.
Miss Keane: Yes Professor! Of course I'll marry you!
Miss Keane: No, Billy! You don't kill people like that! You have to flip them on their backs and stomp on their faces, like this!
Miss Keane: Buttercup! That was very rude and mean to do that! You deserve an A!
Miss Keane: OK, class. Today we'll start our lecture on the proper use of a machine gun.
