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Disclaimer: I do NOT own Fairly Odd Parents OR any of the characters, the only non-contemporary character I own is Miranda.

Chap. 1: The short crappy chappie

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It was a fine day, no school, the sun was shining, the birds sang, not a cloud in the sky.

Carefree little Timmy skipped merrily down the street, a boquet of fresh pink tulips in his hands.

For Trixie...

Wanda was disguised as one of the tulips and Cosmo as it's stalk, their colours in perfect harmony with the others.

By the time they had arrived at Trixie's house, Timmy knocked on the door, and guess who came to answer it?

Trixie.

Such shiny, silky black hair, and those blue eyes just flow with a river of beauty... How could Timmy resist?

As soon as she saw the tulips, she grabbed them and did a spin back to the door, causing the tulips to whack Timmy around the face, as soon as Trixie slammed the door, Cosmo reappeared in his fairy form, a goofy smile spread across his face, complete with his tongue hanging out. "I think she likes you!"

Timmy rubbed his sore face and rolled his eyes. "Cosmo, keep your voice down..." He whispered. "Now I wish that I'm in my room..."

Cosmo waved his wand and they were in Vicky's basement.

"Nice one..." Timmy said sarcastically.

"Thank you!" Cosmo replied cheerfully.

Timmy sighed. "Where's Wanda?" He asked.

"She's probably next to me right now! She always is!" Cosmo grinned.

'Idiot...' Timmy thought, wiping some glowing pink goo out of his hair, there was a small insect-like wing in it...

"NOOOOOOO!!!" Timmy screamed.

"YEEEEEEES!" Cosmo yelled.

"Wanda is dead..." Timmy sobbed.

Cosmo looked confused. "No... not Wanda.. she can't, can she?"

Timmy nodded sadly, his eyes welling up with tears.

Cosmo, not being able to take the fact that his wife, whom he had loved and cared for, was gone.

He fell to the ground on his knees and cried his heart out.

Vicky heard the crying from her basement.

As Tootie walked into the room, Vicky jumped onto her and clung like a magnet, her teeth chattering in fear.

Tootie squealed in shock.

"Save me twerpette! This place is HAUNTED!!!" Vicky whimpered and clung on tighter.

Cosmo suddenly disappeared.

"Cosmo? Cosmo!" Timmy called, but it was no use.

Cosmo reappeared in fairy world.

Jorgen Von Strangle stood over him. "Cosmo Evalangelica. You are guilty of MURDER!"

The other fairies looked shocked.

"B-But-"

"It shows that you are guilty of the murder of the puny so-called fairy Wanda Evalangelica!"

The other fairies gasped and some even screamed at the shocking news that a kind, simple little fairy like Cosmo, could even dream about killing his own wife.

"B-But... a little girl squished her up!" Cosmo sobbed.

"I miss her..."

"SILENCE!" Jorgen yelled.

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In Central Park, Sydney, Australia, a woman around 22 years old was sitting alone on a park bench, she was a strong believer in fairies and happened to be pondering about fairy society out loud.

"I don't believe in the head fairy. Fairies have a democracy, right?" She obviously wasn't very bright.

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Jorgen froze in his spot, then crumbled to dust.

The strictest fairy dictator ever.

Killed.

By a dim-witted human.

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Sorry for the short and crappy chapter, I don't know that much about FOP...