Hey guys this is just a little fun story i decided to write. Enjoy!
I own neither the character Cedric Diggory nor the character Edward Cullen
The two men gazed at each other, sizing each other up.
Both men were 6ft tall.
Both men had strong features and chiselled jaw lines.
Both men were good-looking,
But Edward was stunningly beautiful and Cedric was strikingly handsome.
(Credit for inspiration goes to birchermuesli [though she may not have known she was inspiring me at all] and HAGRIDandHARRYsexy4EVA's lovely story 'Crabbe and Goyle's Crabble Drabbles)
Under the Moonlight
One lonely night while Bella Cullen was off hunting with Renesmee, Edward Cullen grew tired of piano and took off on a leisurely stroll off past the meadow into the forest than lay beyond. About two hours into the walk, though Edward showed no signs of tiring, the forest seemed to change right before his very eyes. A large castle came into view between the trees and a full moon glistened in the sky that wasn't there before.
Another figure walked solemnly through the trees ahead of him. He stopped every few feet to examine the trees.
"Hello?" the figure amongst the trees called out. It was a man's voice, about 15 or 16.
Edward leaped up into the trees and looked down on a tall, skinny, dark haired boy. He seemed partly transparent but he could touch the leaves and trees so he must have been solid.
Edward was transfixed by the handsome persona before and fell out of the tree. The man in the clearing was Cedric Diggory.
The two men gazed at each other, sizing each other up.
Both men were 6ft tall.
Both men had strong features and chiselled jaw lines.
Both men were good-looking,
But Edward was stunningly beautiful and Cedric was strikingly handsome.
"What's your name?" Cedric asked Edward,
"Cedric is it? I see you consider yourself to be the best looking boy around here. That will have to change." Edward replied, tapping into Cedric's mind.
"How'd you know my name?" Cedric asked sounding paranoid, but he soon calmed; "Wait, everybody knows my name." He laughed, "And yes, I most certainly am the best looking MAN around here." He asserted, stepping toward Edward. "I'm the 'strong, silent' type girls absolutely fawn over."
"I resemble a Greek god" Edward countered.
"I'm a wizard"
"I sparkle"
"I attended The Yule Ball with the coolest Scottish-Asian chick ever"
"I got to have sex with a hot brunette who totally digs monsters"
"I died a hero's death"
"I'm undead"
"I can play Quidditch"
"I can play the piano"
The two boys stared each other off, Cedric's face fell.
"My ex got together with the boy who got me killed"
Edward's face mirrored Cedric's.
"My wife is in love with a shape-shifter/werewolf"
The two boys looked deep into each other's eyes and knew that nobody else could understand their pain, so under the pale shining light of the full moon in the sparkling sky up above, the two boys embraced and took off all their clothes.
As the sunlight shone down through he gaps in the trees the two boys lay in the leaves staring deeply into each other's eyes.
They both rose and knew what was going to happen now. Cedric went back off to the afterlife and Edward returned to his wife, but both would remember the night they spent together in the Forbidden Forests of each other's love for the rest of their lives.
Hope you all enjoyed this little story.
P.S - this is a joke! (Duh!)
xx Merryn
