Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything that I mention here besides maybe the plot and myself and I the latter I think is up for debate though.

"Mhuhahahahaha"-normal people talking

"Nyahahahahaha"-thoughts or inner monologues if you like

"Ohohohohoho"- letters and messages

"BOOM"-jutsus, demons and people in power-up mode talking

"Bang"-demons thinking

Prologue: Dear Dia-Journal Entry

October 29, the day my life went to the twilight zone . . . . . and I haven't watched the show for a very long time. It was just an ordinary day the sun shining and the birds singing (more like roosters going cock-a-doodle-doo but meh what's the difference).I was just there reading fanfiction in ff . net (yeah! ff . net got a problem with it) when this strange blinking icon appeared and being bored and not caring to what's going to happen to my computer clicked it. Now you'd expect that I'll get sucked in a portal from where this is going, right? WRONG! A mysterious message pops out. It says "you will experience the weirdest thing in your life that otakus will kill for." now me being well me just ignored it and started reading Naruto and suddenly the world started spinning (you do know where this is going right. I hoped you do if not you really need to read some more fanfics it seems) and suddenly everything goes black.

When I finally woke up I notice that I'm in a sewer well it looks like a sewer from all the shows I've seen never really seen one in real life. Now I'm asking myself how the hell did I end up in a Freaking sewer when I heard deep breathing right behind me (it took me about 5 minutes before I finally notice the breathing and if this was a horror movie I'm going to end like those Asian dudes which me being dead). I turned around and lo and behold I saw the BIGGEST FREAKING FOX in my whole life, now you would expect me to start screaming my head off and faint, right? NO! I DID NOT SCREAM AND FAINT FOR I AM A MAN! I only shouted real loud and pass out. Real men don't scream faint we shout out loud and pass out.

I finally woke up again (I'm seeing a theme here. -_-) and I noticed that the HUUUUGGGEEEEE FOX had more than one tail and it's in a cage with a piece paper with squiggles written on it stuck in the middle. Like 1+1 I end up with 2 and you know what I scre-*cough cough* shouted out loud was? it's. . . . "BLOOOOODDDDYYYYY FFFAAAAEEEEEHHHHH!" (I trained myself to make words so that I won't put money in the cuss jar. :P). I just realized that I end up in the mind (stomach?) of one Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto. . . . . I'm going to be so screwed. TT^TT

Journal Entry no. 1

By A poor poor schmuck