"Kai," Rei asked, shifting his hips a little as he looked at his front in the mirror, "do these jeans make my butt look big?"
Kai blinked a few times as he tried to get out of momentary shock over the absurd question. "What?" He finally asked, sitting up a little straighter in the bench.
"Does these," Rei pointed at the new pair of jeans he was trying on in the store, "make my butt look big Kai?"
Kai found himself secretly wishing that he had a Twix bar that he could shove in his mouth and make his reply totally gibbierish. Or maybe some huge football hulk to spontaneously tackle him out of the store. "I uh…"
Rei tapped his foot a little impatiently, waiting for Kai's reply. It wasn't a hard question at all. A four year old could answer it without even thinking, so it shouldn't be a problem for his boyfriend.
Kai cocked his head to the side as he took a gander at Rei's ass. It was nicely shaped, but the jeans did make it look… different. He was afraid of how Rei would respond, because he had seen how this turned out for most men. A slap across the face and a night on the cold, lonely, couch.
"They make it look, uh," Kai paused as he tried to find the right word as he pondered his fate.
Suddenly, Tala knocked on the dressing room door, "Hey Kai, I got that coffee you wanted while I got myself a cinnamon bun!"
Kai opened to door like the room was on fire and quickly grabbed the nearest sticky bun and shoved it into his mouth, making a mess of the icing all over his face. "Mmmnnnnf!" He nodded and smiled, "Thhnnn mmmnnn!"
Rei smiled and kissed Kai's sticky sweet cheek, "Aw," he cooed, "you're the best."
Tala pouted and grabbed Kai's collar, "My bun! Noo!"
