JOHN: GOOOOD MORNING SPORTS FANS!

TECHNICAL GUY: John wrong script!

JOHN: Oops…GOOD MORNING FIGHT FANS!

TECHNICAL GUY: *Thumbs up*

JOHN: John here to bring you exclusive coverage of the fight of the century! This age old rivalry between the Gloq fans and the Bessa fans will be fought out today! And our live commentator is down in the arena with the action. [Cut to arena]

WEBETA: Thanks John. Webeta123 here with all the action. Let's talk to our fighters. Hello Glinda, how are you feeling?

GLINDA: Pretty good Webeta. That cripple's goin' down! *Cheers from left side of arena*

WEBETA: It's clear there's no favorite today. And already the trash talk has already begun! Let's go to the other side of the arena where our other fighter is getting ready. Hello Nessa, feelin' good?

NESSA: You know it Webeta. That little creampuff isn't going to be so popular after this! *Cheers from right side of arena*

WEBETA: Well good luck to both of you. *Walks to center of ring*

*Microphone comes down*

WEBETA: I also get to use this thing! *Clears throat* IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 110 POUNDS GIVE IT UP FOR MISS GLINDA UPLAND! *Cheers* AND IN THIS CORNER WEIGHING IN AT 105 POUNDS GIVE IT UP FOR MISS NESSAROSE THROPP! *Cheers* Come to the center ladies.

*Fighters oblige*

WEBETA: Alright I want a good clean fight. No vulgarity if you can help it, no flashing, and no illegal moves like killing the other opponent…'coz then this fight would have no meaning. Shake hands.

*Fighters oblige*

*Elphaba walks in, in skimpy outfit, holding up sign that says, ROUND 1: FLIRTING*

JOHN: For all you new watchers out there let me explain the rules. Each fighter will have thirty seconds to flirt with Boq. At the end of the thirty seconds, each will have to back off or they will be escorted away by our movers. Also, it should be noted that Boq has been placed on a spell thanks to our local sorceress that has gotten rid of all memory of the girls beforehand.

*Bell rings*

WEBETA: And the fight has begun. In a coin toss it was decided that Nessa will get the first go.

*NESSA wheels up to BOQ slowly*

*Wheelchair flips over when near him*

NESSA: Oh no! Please help me!

JOHN: Oh Nessa is going for the classic pity love game. Let's see that play again in slow-mo.

*Shows NESSA pull the brake on one wheel as she nears BOQ, forcing chair to flip on its side*

*BOQ rushes over and picks NESSA up out of chair*

NESSA: Oh thank you so much! Thank goodness you were here or…I don't know what I'd do. *Swoons*

JOHN: Oh my! It seems that she's going full on pity!

BOQ: No problem. Let's get your chair back up.

NESSA: Wow, you are so strong. *Runs hand over BOQ's arm*

BOQ: T-Thanks.

*Bell rings*

WEBETA: And that is the end of Nessa's turn. Let's see if Glinda can beat it.

*GLINDA walks seductively to BOQ*

GLINDA: Hi.

BOQ: H-Hello.

*GLINDA pulls handkerchief from sleeve and drops it*

GLINDA: Oops, I'm soo clumsy. *Does Bend and Snap*

JOHN: Oh my Maguire! Glinda just did a perfect Bend and Snap. She still has fifteen more seconds and already its clear that Boq is under her spell.

GLINDA: I'm sorry.

BOQ: I-It's fine.

GLINDA: You know you have really nice hair. *Runs hand through BOQ's hair*

*BOQ shudders*

BOQ: Th-Thank you. You have very beautiful eyes yourself.

WEBETA: Oh my! Boq is actually flirting back. A fighting first!

*GLINDA blushes*

JOHN: Wow! Did she just blush?

*Bell rings*

WEBETA: Well let me discuss with our judges and you will get the results after this commercial break!

End Chapter. Yes I am coming out of retirement. For the simple fact that after a month of trying to not write fanfiction I'm losing my mind. So please review and tell me who you think won this round.