The Great Escape.

"Pass me the whiskey", Georgiie grumbled. She was not happy. She'd been going through her fan mail for three hours now and she wasn't even half way through! This happened often I mean, hello? They are goddesses after all! There's the goddess of love - Georgiie, the goddess of cooking - Kirby, the goddess of night - Ash and the goddess of life - jess.

Georgiie's a petit, dark haired girl who has lots of energy (hyperness) and loves shopping! Kirby is also a petit girl with lots of understanding and lots of power (never get into a game of mercy with her!!). Jess is the random one with the brains of Einstein (not literally, she is smart though!!) and Ash, Ash is the misunderstood one (her words, not mine!!) who is also full of energy (hyperness) all the time!!

The four were getting appropriately trashed.

"Hang on, hang on!", Jess yelled over the unnecessarily loud music pumping out of the stereo, "I'm having some . . . Oops! I finished it, sorry Georgiie!"

"Whatever! Hey listen too this fan letter I got, 'hey Georgiie, since you refused my latest marriage plea, I went out and had a drink, at the pub I met a nice girl, we rented a hotel room and sha--", Georgiie was interrupted by Ash shrieking, "Georgiie, please protect the innocence of our young ears!"

"Yeah Georgiie, drink this and listen to this one I got", Kirby paused, shoved the bottle of wine into Georgiie's hand, then read from the letter in her hand, "Kirby, my dear goddess, I would like to thank you for inventing cakes! I LOVE DA CAKE!! Love fat sue."

The other three girls burst out in hysterical giggling, who were quickly silenced by glares from the angry goddess.

Three hours, 48 minutes, 4 bottles of whiskey, 1 litre of vodka and 2 bottles of wine later the girls were done with their mail and were sat watching fit lads on the tv.

Suddenly there was a crash, a bang, a flash of light, the room filled with foul smelling gas and the four goddesses fell unconscious.