Just me wondering about Megatron's alt form from a realistic point of view...

Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers, sadly. If I did, the live-action movies would've had more interaction than action.


"Megatron!" Optimus Prime bellowed, pointing dramatically at the Decepticon leader. "This ends here!"

"Optimus!" the villain hollered back. "No, I believe you're the one who will fall today!"

Megatron grinned maliciously and transformed...only to collapse to the ground.

Optimus blinked. "Megatron?"

The pistol lay uselessly on the ground. "What?"

"What are you doing?"

"Just pull my trigger and kill yourself already! I thought it was obvious!"

"...Why would I do that?"

Megatron struggled to think of a response. "Erm...up for some Russian Roulette?"

Optimus just walked away, shaking his head. Perhaps he had given his enemy's intelligence too much credit...


This was more of me trying out writing my first drabble and rant about how silly Megatron's alt form is than actual humor...I hope you all enjoyed it anyways.