Note:This is about a RvB Reality Show appearing 2 years after the end of blood gulch chronicles, Spoilers: If you have seen only blood gulch and not Reconstruction, Relocated or Recreation there may be some spoilers. This is my first fan fiction so please review to help me!

Disclaimer: I do not own Red vs. Blue nor Halo 3.

Red VS Blue REality

Episode 1: Genesis Part 1

Somewhere in space; 2.0 years after the war:

"Commander, any word of the arrival on blood gulch?" a dark figure on the screen said.

" No sir, they have not come in yet." The commander staring blankly at the screen.

"Oh-are you sure?"

"What?"

"I mean I need this! My wife has been trying to make me clean the house, my sons trying to tell me his so-called problems at school. I need some entertainment in my life!" The figure whined.

"OK-bring them in for a landing, sir, they have arrived back on blood gulch! Isn't that great!Were you saying something?!"

The figured paused, then coughed, "Nothing, just get communications up!"

"Yes sir-"

"NOW!"

Blood Gulch Outpost, Blood gulch:

"OK, easy, I am an advanced AI you know!" A blue figure appeared out of the first ship, being carried by two patrol officers.

"We do not really care who you are!" they throw him in the patch of grass. He hears the voices talking to another voice then he hears the thumping noise that he made when he was thrown (Rudely) on the desert floor, which seemed so familiar.

"Hello there, my name is, caboose, and- church!" The voice stunned him, should he even get up? Caboose just being there might kill him! He got up anyway.

"Oh god, I thought we were getting transferred."

" Nope, were back on- what is this place again?"

Church sighed, "Blood gulch, Caboose, Blood gulch..."

" YAY!- Remember- Remember we were on Valhalla with Tucker and Tex and newly formed Sheila, AHHHHH good times!" Caboose ran around in circles.

" Yes I remember, Caboose." ,he thought of how Caboose did not recognize the ol' outpost, it was different, eh, at least he got to keep the MARK VI armor here.

"What the hell are you blue guys doing here!" another familiar but less happy voice echoed through the valley.

"Oh god who is that Caboose!?" Church whispered to caboose who was looking at the figure.

"It's Sim-Simms-Simon-ughhhh..."

"What caboose, who?"

The voice replied," Its simmons!"

Church turned," Oh man, what are you doing here?"

"Some jerks from MSNC abducted me and Grif!"

"Us, too!Wait Grif?"

All of a sudden a high screaming voice flew through the air, an orange MARK VI suit slammed on the ground!

"Good lookout, Grif!" Simmons said, looking at the body.

"Thank....y..ou.",Grif said aching while getting up.

Simmons looked up,"Do you guys know why we are here for?"

Suddenly, multiple vultures surrounded the sky.

Church replied,"I don't know but I've got a bad feeling about this!"

A voice peered from in the vulture...

"GRIF GET UP! NOW! Old sarge is back in buisness!"

Grif struggled to get up then said," Who...invited...this...jerk-off!"

10 minutes later...

" OK team...were's lopez?",Sarge emmited.

"B..ac...k he...r...re si.....r",Lopez wrestled with his words.

"Good, and Im glad we added the english setting to your programming Lopez!"

"He talks too slow! We can't even make out what he sais half the time!",Grif mumbled.

Sarge turned,"Drop and give me fifty."

"But..."

"FIFTY!"

Next came Shiela, Doc, then Sister, then even the Freelancer Washington, Donut, some Red grunt, some random Alien, and Andy the bomb's ghost.

"Man everyone that we know who's not either dead or dying is here!",Doc claimed.

"Wrong, Andy the bomb is a ghost, and the Alien, well Ive never seen the Alien before...",Church said, looking out at the red's with his trustee sniper rifle.

"What about Tucker?",Caboose questioned, rather frustrated.

"Dude, I've been here since they dropped Sarge and Donut!",He turned to Church,"Hey, Church can I see the sniper!"

"No!"

"Aww man!..."

Caboose laughed," Oh sorry...nice to see tou again Tucker...wait, DONUT'S HERE!"

Donut and Caboose's eyes met, they ran torward eachother, laughing giggily, they jumped and smashed into eachother.

"Idiots...",Sarge claimed.

"At LEAST you now have some common sense sir!" Grif smirked.

"Shut up Grif!"

"Good one sir" Simmons sqeaked.

"Simmons go get me rice!"

"MEHHH!" Simmons started to bolt to get some rice....

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Church sighed," There's one person were missing boys."

Caboose answered,"Andy!?"

"No..."

The final vulture took off...

"Sir the last of them are here!",Tucker saluted.

Church looked up, it was her....it was..."Jenkins!!"

"Hi sir, did you forget about me again?"

"Yeah jenkins... I guess I did."

"Eh...maybe next time."

Another voice came out," Hey church..." Tex walked torwards him.

"TEX!!", they gave a hug, but quickly seperated, acting discusted.

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY", Caboose runs around in circles again.

"QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"A figure appeared on another vulture.

"Gotta capture the flag!"

"Shutup red knave-grunt-dude." The figure said." What is your name again?"

"Rudolf..."

"Wow!",The figure howled.

Sarge yelled," Why the hell are we out here, black guy, what's your name?

"It's captain Black-Fellow, got it."

"Ohh- thats actually a cool name.",Simmons croaked.

Church replied," yes-why in the stupitity of rats-nest are we here?"

"Why to compete in the first ever Blood gultch reality show of corse...MUHAHAHAHA!!!"

"GASP!!!"

To be continued...