Iruna: I wanted to see more of this pairing. Well, uh yeah...
An Interfering Variable
A HibaGoku (1859)
It all started when that new exchange student from China, Zhang Ting, transferred into our class. Our maybe it was when the Kyoto girl, Sanji Eiko, transferred into to his class. My sister started it. Reborn started it. That idiot, Yamamoto, started it. Ting started it. Eiko started it. He started it. They all started it. It wasn't my fault I now have the worst love life in the world. It was when Ting moved into our class as a student teacher…
Mistake #1: The Transfer Kid (Gokudera's POV)
"Good morning students," the teacher said to us.
"Good morning," the we chanted nonchalantly.
"This is our new student, Zhang Ting."
"你們好!" Ting smiled brightly at us. We just kind of stared at him, though. They did not know what he said and we are pretty sure he was fucked up.
"Ting, speak Japanese if you want to fit in," the teacher hit the new kid on the back of the head. "Sit down, Ting."
"好!" Ting said excitedly as he hurried to his seat.
Class droned on that day as usual. Boring as hell. But I have to be here to protect the Tenth from anything dangerous. That baseball idiot is useless.
"Ah!你很美麗!" Ting came up behind me and grabbing my chin to stare deeply into my eyes. He looked like on of those girls in movies that look into the eyes of someone they like. I pulled away from his grip. It was getting uncomfortable.
"Ah, geez, don't sneak up on people like that. What do you want? You have to speak Japanese, though. I can't speak Chinese."
"我是婷,你呢?"
"I DON'T SPEAK FUCKING CHINESE!"
"對不起," he smiled brightly. I could see all 32 teeth.
"I can't understand you. So stop talking to me!"
"你是十代首領的左右手嗎?"
"What?"
"是, 他是十代首領的左右手," Reborn answered for me.
"Whoa, Reborn-san, you speak Chinese?"
"Yes. Being a Mafioso means knowing many languages."
"As expected from you." I wasn't lying. I did expect Reborn to be educated in many languages.
"Arcobaleno嗎?" Ting questioned to Reborn.
"你是婷嗎?" He replied without answering Ting's question.
"是,你是Arcobaleno嗎?"
"Yes, now, stop speaking Chinese, Ting-san, and start speaking Japanese if you plan on staying here in Japan."
"I'm terribly sorry Reborn-先生. Please do forgive me. I never liked speaking foreign languages. I find them barbaric. I am fluent in Japanese though."
"Baby," we turned to see Hibari Kyoya staring at us. This time he is being followed by a strange girl. "Why is this foreigner refusing to speak our language?" Hibari glared at Ting with a look that could burn a hole in thirty foot thick cement wall. "Speak Japanese, or I'll bite you to death."
"對不起,我是張婷。 我是新學生。" Ting looked into Kyoya's eyes with a look that could pierce an equally thick wall.
"Why don't you try speaking a language I understand better."
"Hey, Hibari-san, he doesn't like Japanese. Why don't you let him speak Chinese," the Tenth came in.
"If he is at my school, he should speak our language."
"對不起,我不喜歡說日語。我喜歡說中文。你也很美麗," Ting said as he grabbed Hibari's chin and stared deeply into his eyes, like he had done to me previously. "對,對,你愛他嗎?"
"Ting, you are saying only irrelevant things," Reborn stared at him.
"對不起,可是我要他們跟一起愛。兩個美人跟一起愛。"
"…"
"Reborn-san, what did he say?" I asked cautiously.
"Nothing."
"Tenth, please ignore this idiot!" I turned to the Tenth.
"Ah, 小男子!" Ting smiled at Hibari.
"Move herbivores or I'll bite you to death," Hibari said. He had been standing there for a while, I guess he got mad he was being ignored.
Iruna: Yes, well here's the first chapter! Um, I don't speak Chinese fluently, so, this is just what I learned in school. Don't expect big long Chinese paragraghs. I'll translate them when I finish the story, so, sit tight and please rveiw, but no flames. I don't have much of a self-esteem and this is my first KHR fanfic.
I want to thank NegoArgentaeDragotea for helping me edit Ting's Chinese. Yes, I left in the threesome part, because, that is the type of person Ting is. The sad truth is... I'm Chinese, too, and I can't speak Chinese, because I was adopted, so now I'm learning! ARIGATOU, sayonara!
