Bella POV
"Bella! We have a surprise for you!" I could hear Alice screeching from the bottom of the
stairs. I shuddered at the thought. My roommates love to surprise me, something I absolutely loathe. There are times where I think they do it just to piss me off. And believe me, it usually works. Their surprises are usually bad enough, I cringe at the thought of what they can plan for an occasion like this.
My birthday. No, scratch that. My twenty-first birthday. Normally people my age are excited about turning twenty-one. Not me. I normally hate birthdays to begin with, or more specifically, the attention that comes with birthdays. I could just imagine what kind of sleazy, sweaty, alcohol induced plans that they're cooking up in their sick, twisted minds. When it comes to sleazy, I don't have to worry too much about Alice. Her main goal is just to irritate the hell out of me. Sleazy, that's when it's Rosalie who takes the spotlight.
Rosalie, my other roommate. Rosalie, who has never spent a night alone in her life. Rose's life revolves around sex, and she's under the impression that everyone else's should too. Which, of course, definitely includes me as well. She can't believe that a twenty-one-year-old should be a virgin. She actually goes as far as laughing at me when I tell her I'm waiting for the right person.
"You and every other woman out there honey! Until Mr. Right comes along, there is nothing wrong with having fun with Mr. Right NOW." Rose, I love her to death, but she can be such a tramp sometimes.
"Bella Swan, you get your ass down here right now, or so help me God . . . !" Alice screamed again.
"Don't get your designer panties in a twist Alice. I'm on my way!" I yelled down to her, with a roll of my eyes. I could practically hear her smirking from all the way up here.
This is going to be a long birthday.
Edward POV
'If my phone goes off one more time, I'll have to throw it against the wall,' I thought to myself. I rolled over and opened my eyes, immediately blinded by the sunlight filtering through the blinds. Damn it Jasper, what the hell could you possibly want at eight in the morning?
"Hello?" I grumbled, wiping the sleep from my eyes.
"Edward! Have I told you lately how great a friend I think you are?"
"What do you want Jasper? It's eight in the morning, and way to fucking early to listen to you try and sweet talk me. Just tell me and get it over with."
"Well, I met this amazing woman, Alice, last night. And the only way I could get her to agree to go out with me tonight was if I went to her roommates birthday party . . . "
I really don't like the way he trailed off at the end of that.
"Spit it out Jasper," I growled, starting to really get pissed off now. Fuck, I just want to sleep peacefully past nine in the morning for once in my fucking life.
"Well, I guess it's the girl's twenty-first birthday, and Alice doesn't want her to be dateless, and I said I would talk to you." I could practically feel Jasper cringe when he said this, knowing damn well that I would be pissed.
"Really Jazz, you woke me up over a blind date? Do people really think that I'm that desperate?" I cringed. So what if I haven't had a date since Tanya left me. It isn't the end of the world.
"Come on Edward, it's her twenty-first birthday! She'll be so plastered, she'll be begging you to take her home. And if Alice was hinting at what I think she was hinting at, you'll be tapping some sweet virgin ass tonight. And anyway, I've already talked Em into going; Alice's other roommate Rosalie needs a date too. Come on, it'll be fun."
My cock twitched inside my pants. I haven't had sex in months, and just the thought of untouched virgin pussy . . .
"If I agree, will you shut the hell up and let me go back to bed?" As if I was going to fall back asleep with my raging hard-on.
"Shit dude, anything you want!"
"Fine Jazz, I'll go. What can I say, you had me at virgin ass." I couldn't help but laugh to hear his excitement. "Just so you're aware though, this girl better be the best Fuck in the world, or it's going to be your virgin ass I tap tonight!"
I hung up the phone before he could say anything else, chuckling as I pictured the look on his face from the last comment. I figure if I'm going out tonight, I should at least shower. And god knows I'd better deal with this boner before my cock fucking explodes.
BPOV
"You hooked me up on a what?" I screamed at Alice as she sat, staring at me with that
sickening smile on her face. I was so angry, I could feel my face getting more and more red, and could feel the tears filling up in my eyes.
"God Bella, it's only a blind date, there's no need to overreact," she told me, "Besides, if you really, really, really love me, you'll do this! I finally found a guy who was sweet, and cute, and managed to keep himself from groping me before he'd known me for five minutes! Pleeeease Bella, for me?"
God, I hate that voice. The 'I'll love you forever if you just do this one little thing for me' voice. Alice has it perfected. Combined with those sparkling puppy dog eyes, and the fact that she could probably kick my ass, she's a frightening little monster.
"C'mon Bells, just say yes to her. Plus, Jasper's friend Emmett has agreed to be my date, and I hear he's HOT," She raised her eyebrows up and down and motioned with her hands at what she really meant. He's a cock buffet, and Rosalie's prepared for an all you can eat feast. "You never know, maybe this Edward is just as good."
"Rose, I'll be more than happy to go as long as you just stop talking about cock for once. Trollop." She smacked me with the pillow as I giggled at her.
"Is that a yes?" Alice began jumping up and down in excitement.
"Fine Alice, I'll do this, but you owe me, big time!"
Alice squealed, and her and Rosalie began to discuss what to wear tonight. I can't believe I actually agreed to this, but since I'm not going to be enjoying my birthday, at least Alice and Rose will.
