AN: Hello! This is a (hopefully) humorous one-shot about our favourite cheerleader annoying Sylar, but how does she do it? Enjoy and review :3

Disclaimer: Oh ya, BTW I don't own Heroes or Claire or Sylar.

Heroes: Operation Annoy Gabriel

Claire Bennett wasn't your average teenaged Texan golden girl. No, she was different. Way, different. She couldn't die. She can fall from a 30 story building and live. After she heals that is. She is also immortal, she can't age. But the problem with that is that you live forever. Which is a looooong time. So right now, Claire Bennett was sitting in the apartment she shared with Peter (her Uncle who is like her.) and Gabriel, AKA Sylar (who is also like her.) and she was bored. No, scratch that. EXTREMTLY bored. Peter was out of town doing God knows what and Sylar- sorry, Gabriel, was out shopping. She smiled as an idea came into her head. Why don't we let Gabriel see her other side. She rose from the sofa she was sitting on and got ready to go to the store across the street. This was gonna be so fun…

A LITTLE WHILE LATER~

She skipped into the grocery store, her blue-grey eyes twinkling with excitement. She looked left and right to find her roommate, but saw no sign of him. Frowning slightly, Claire moved deeper into the store. After a little look, she found him near the diary section. Perfect, she though slyly. She walked up to him and announced very loudly "Hey Gabriel! Remember to buy the SKIMMED milk! We both know what the other one does to your stomach!" Gabriel, who hadn't seen her coming, jumped at this sudden exclamation and when he saw that it was Claire who said it, glared coldly as they both knew that was not true. He, like the mature adult he is, simply ignored her and the snickers around him. But Claire didn't give up that easily, she needed to complete Operation: Annoy Gabriel, cool name, huh? "Oh Gabriel," she sangyet again, quite loudly. "Do you want Peter to buy you our favourite PJ's from that store in Brooklyn, the one with the fairies on?!" she smirked when she saw him turn a dark crimson and whip around wanting so bad to throttle her. "Shut the HELL up, Claire!" he wanted to yell, but yet again, he acted mature about this and kept his mouth shut. Good, I like a challenge, Claire said in her head, coming up with other ways to annoy him. Claire almost jumped up and down happily when this idea popped into her head. She slowly raised her finger, and poked him in the shoulder. Gabriel's eyebrows raised. "Did you just poke me?" he asked, looking at her. "Maybeeee…" she said, whistling. He huffed and rolled his eyes, turning his attention back to the groceries. While wondering which bread to pick, he felt yet another poke on his back. He held his tongue and sighed, wishing she'd stop annoying him. Claire didn't stop, as she kept repeatedly poking him on the back he swore he had bruises. He gripped his basket and stalked over to the check-out, Claire skipping behind him very happily. Why didn't she think of this sooner?! It was so much fun! He slammed his basket on the counter and wished he had that invisibility power. When he packed his groceries he grabbed Claire's arm and dragged her outside where he started yelling many, many things at her while she just laughed like a maniac. Oh, he would get revenge…yes he would…

What you think? I LOLed abit. And yes, I will be doing a sequel called "The Revenge of Gabriel". Pweeze review and until next time! :{D