The Ultimate Alternate Universe

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, that would be the title of the seventh book. The format of this kind of fanfic isn't mine either. © niki/DracoDream

Synopsis: In the alternate universe of Spinneh's brain, quasi-canon Harry Potter and the gang go on some wild adventures, joined by fellow readers.

A/N: Right, the original idea for this kind of fanfiction does not belong to me. Remember death-curse? An inventive author did something like this.
Example of her/his/it fanfic: "Harry Potter Gone Crazy" (http:// fiction/story.php? no10032&PHPSESSID68fa54d06ed3b81bd9ff4d27a7a7f9fd) (without the spaces) Or simply google hpstories(dot)com and search the above title

So this is how things work. The first chapter (or so, if the response is mild), there's a semi-script, dialogue thing where the gang does something with a plot…When I get readers to participate, the plot will incorporate (dis)likes, suggestions, fangirlism/fanboyism of the readers.


Chapter 1: In which there is much ado about the voices in Harry's head

(This part is a tribute to the inventor's (niki/dracodream/see above) lovely idea)

Sp: Ah! Welcome to another (cough) First episode of the Wonderful Alternate Universe!

HP: Who's there?!

Sp: Just…me?

HP: -phew- It's just a voice in my head.

Sp: As I was saying, Welcome—

HP: WOMG! There are voices in my head!

Sp: -ahem- Actually, I'm the omnipotent narrator, so shut up and let me do my job!

HP: Oh…ok….(curls into a fetal position and rocks back and forth)

Sp: Ooookaay. So. This should have a plot. Oh where did I put it!?

Sp: (silently looks for plot)

HP: GAAAAaaaaa! Shut up!!

Sp: Uh…I didn't say anything.

HP: Wha--? You didn't?

Sp: No.

HP: (screams) VOICES IN MY HEAD! Get –bang- out –bang- of-my-head

–bang,bang-

Sp: Right. (Holds up sheet of paper and reads it) Apparently, this is the plot. Huh…

HP: (continues banging head on floor)

HG: (head pokes in) Psst. Are we part of this?

Sp: -sigh- well, since he's (points to Harry twitching on the floor) suffering from paranoia and voice-in-head seizures, why not.

HG: (skips in, followed by Ron (RW) doing ballet and Dumbledore (AD) attempting interpretive dance in a tight leotard)

RW: (Becomes quasi-canon again) Woss with me mate?

Sp: Voices in his head

AD: Ahhh, Voldie? (Interpretively dances to "Voldemort, the eeeevil")

Sp: (nods) Probably

HG: (pokes Harry) Uh…should I floo St. Mungos?

(Harry begins to froth at mouth and flails around)

(Everyone stares)

HG: (floos St. Mungos)

(St. Mungo nurses apparate and carry Harry off)

AD: So that was the plot? (Gives up interpretive dance and resumes proper attire)

(Everyone cheers: Dumbly's not in the leotard!)

Sp: I guess that's it.

HG: Not much of one.

Sp: Well, you've got to take into account that she has no readers to write about either.

RW: So, to you, uh, reader. –ahem- Please help Spinnerette not look like a fool and contribute your own persona to this crack-induced/procrastination induced fanfic. Application details are below.

Sp: I'll see ya'll next chapter!

(Everybody bunny hops out)

The End…(Until Harry gets out of St. Mungos)

To appear in the fanfic:

Persona Name:

Persona Initials: two letters please

Persona Personality: please be brief, really brief.

Hobbies/talents: can be weird, like….juggling with your feet?

What do you want your character to do in TUAU?

eg. "Want to kill draco, that snooty slythie!" or "Wants to waltz with Voldemort and pet his bald blue head"

Thanks for reading! And hope you'll consider being a part of TUAU.


Right. I'm kinda disappointed. They won't let my use brackets...which means I have to use italics and parentheses for actions. Ugh, the complications!