Chapter 01 The first date the first break up

Quanktumspirit: "Part 2 of the 'Hook up' story by odd-gelato. Heinz feels like he might be failing in this relationship too. Can Perry raise his self esteem back up?"


It was a nervous day today for Heinz Doofenshmirtz, for the first time since his wife split from him, he was going on a date... no date was to formal he was just going to a coffee shop with his newly made friend, Perry Fletcher. The good looking teacher from his daughters classes.

Even though it was just an outing Heinz couldn't help but be excited. He had a good wash, even washed his car. He got into a nice pair of new jeans, sneakers and top after his job.

Then he drove down to Vanessa's college. Even though it was his ex-wife Charlean's turn to pick their daughter up, Heinz wanted to catch Perry at the school. Seeing as he doesn't know the man's home address, and seeing as both men had sex in a hotel room didn't help with knowing his address.

As Heinz pulled up he noticed all the college kids have long since left. And the place was deserted. Heinz looked left and right trying to work out where Perry might have parked his car. But he couldn't tell.

In a text message he received stood clearly: 'Meet me in the teachers car parking lot. ; ) Perry.'

Heinz arrived bang on time and waited, he saw plenty of young teenagers leave the school as the last bell went and waited, he saw his ex-wife Charlean's car pull up and picking their daughter up, he and Charlean just gave each other a brief nod before they left the school grounds and he still waited.

Heinz checked every 2 minuets his phone if he had received a new message, nothing. The man gritted his teeth, he then saw at least 10 different male and female tutors leaving the building too, even the cleaners. But none of them were Perry. Heinz was about to cry, as he noticed he had his car parked next to a red convertible, owned by a snobby looking teacher. He still had his name tag on and Heinz identified him as a Mr June, maths teacher.

This man seemed to be laughing in his phone, Heinz also noted that he was much older looking then Perry. He was talking to some one on the phone loudly. Heinz rolled his window down to hear what he was saying.

"Oh yes we surely showed him. - Mr Fletcher has received the warning now, and like you asked sir he is locked up in the classroom- at least until tomorrow, by then he will have learned his lesson about admitting openly about his homosexuality- yes ok see you soon- bye." The man said and smirked.

Heinz bent his head low, some how he thinks this was not a real teacher. As 'Mr June' took off his jacket and name tag Heinz's heart stopped, he recognised that oddly shaped head anywhere. It was an old ex LOVEMUFFIN member, Dr Diminutive. What was he doing here? Did he work with Perry? And where was Mr Fletcher anyway?

Heinz had a bad feeling about this, as Dr Diminutive left the school grounds as well Heinz couldn't wait. He jumped out of his car and entered the building. He quickly went threw his head which room Perry might be in. It didn't help, so Heinz just began walking up and down the school floors calling out Perry's full name and trying all the doors, which were all locked of course.

"Mr Perry Fletcher,- Mr Fletcher where are you?"

Suddenly Heinz froze, he was in front of a door labelled 'Chemical storage'. And a loud crash was heard, as well as mumbling sounds. Heinz didn't know if it actually was Perry in there, he picked his phone up and dialled the phone number again. Positive, he heard Perry's ring tone.

"PERRY STEP BACK FROM THE DOOR!" Heinz warned him.

He had to get him out of there, with all his might Heinz threw himself at the door, the door gave way and Heinz spotted Perry. Poor Perry was tied up and gagged, Heinz saw that he has a gash wound on his head also. Heinz removed the gag first and then the 'hand cuffs'.

Without saying anything, Perry Fletcher grabbed Heinz's hand, his 'school bag' and dragged him outside. Once the two reached the last two cars Perry jumped into his and made a moving gesture for Heinz to follow him. Both men left the school grounds and took to the road.

Heinz saw that they arrived at the Danville police department. Perry got out of the car, Heinz followed shortly after and held the door open for him. Perry smirked and walked in.

They were greeted by a round police officer. He looked up and sighed as he saw Perry.

"Oh no, not again Perry Fletcher. This has been what? Your 3rd police report this year?" He asked.

Perry hung his head, "Sorry Peter British, but I can't change the way I am."

"Has it grown worse?" Peter asked worried.

Heinz looked at both men shocked, "Worse? You mean this wasn't the first time you have been harmed?"

"Nope, Mr Fletcher gets at least 3 beatings a month and only reports it once every 5 years if I can get anything out of him." Peter British explained.

"Perry that is unacceptable, those 'schlaeger' beaters have to be brought before justice." Heinz panicked.

But Perry shook in his coat, "No, no Heinz and Peter. I... I can't give you any names or details. It will only get worse."

"Well I can. I recognised one of the hit men." Heinz said mad. "It was-"

Perry quickly leaped up and held his hand over Heinz's mouth. "NO, NO, NO Heinz... please just trust me. I will cope with it. Please don't tell them a single word. Sorry that we have waisted your time Sargent. Heinz we are going. Our reservation is going to be late."

Perry dragged Heinz back out of the police station. Then he drove with Heinz away from the cold justice house. Feeling all of a sudden cold like a Arctic storm brewing in his heart.


Heinz followed Perry for a short while. The two men arrived at a restaurant called: 'Lotsa Pasta' for their official first date. Heinz smiled, one of his personal favourite. But he was still worried over Perry's well being. Perry jumped back out of his car, motioned for Heinz to follow. Heinz got out and was then dragged up to the door.

The waiters seemed to know him, despite there being a queue of about 10 guests in front of them, Perry and Heinz were quickly lead to a nice table at the back of the restaurant.

A waiter was even there ready to serve them, Perry just carefully pulled his arm down. Heinzs breath stopped as he saw the tied up marks on it.

The waiter nodded his head and both men were quickly handed the menus, 2 glasses, some red wine and even some bread sticks. As well as the first aid kit. Before Perry could even get himself cleaned up, Heinz jumped in to help. As he had the teachers arm wrapped in a band aid did Perry finally speak again.

"I'm sorry Mr Doofenshmirtz. Today has just nat been me day." Perry sighed and took a gulp from his glass.

Heinz shook his head, "It's ok. What happened though?"

"I was holding a speech about equality and that everyone has to be accepted for who we are. One student by a name I will not mention, screamed then out that I am gay and have a bf. I challenged him with the facts, but instead of listening, some lads began screaming that being gay was a sickness, others fled the class room and 6 students started beating on me. They then gagged me, threw me into the supply closet where you found me and closed the door. I was shocked that they knew, for not even the teachers knew I fancy men. Then you found me and freed me from my imprisonment." Perry explained.

Heinz was no teacher to be looked down upon, and maths was one of his stronger points, "You have been locked up for about 7 hours?"

Perry sighed and nodded his head. Heinz hung his head and shook in his coat. Perry blinked and quickly gave his friend a hug.

"Please Heinz, there is nothing to be ashamed of." Perry said and hugged him.

But Heinz didn't think so, "If the reason for your injury is me Perry... then I think we should better give up. I don't want to endanger your life."

"Bullshit Heinz. I would go threw it all over again. I do not regret ever being with you. That first night we both had together was one of the best night of my life. I wouldn't trade you in for anything in the world. Not even peace in my class." Perry said smiling.

Heinz's face heated up, their waiter came back a short while later and asked what they wanted. Perry nodded to Heinz that he could begin.

Heinz smiled and picked the menu up, "I'll have the chicken, bacon and cheese pasta please."

"Good choice, I'll just have the chicken, potato and broccoli over baked please." Perry said.

The waiter nodded his head and served them as well some more wine. As the two men were left alone again Perry looked at his date again. Heinz was twiddling a bit with his lovely long fingers, and Perry noticed on his ring finger was a stain of having a ring on it.

During the time they slept with each other and had the action with one another, Perry never noticed that Heinz was married. And seeing as Heinz didn't have anything to talk about, Perry wanted to know what his 'relationship status' was.

"Heinz, have you been, or are you married?" Perry asked.

Heinz blinked, "Did I tell you anything about my ex relationship?"

Perry shook his head, Heinz's face turned red and held his head. He breath calmly before facing his 'friend'.

"Well Perry, I meet my ex-wife Charlene In 1997, we both dated for 2 years before marrying. On the 15th of June 2001 our daughter Vanessa was born. Then about 5 years after Vanessa was born me and Charlean have lost interest in each other. We had no common ground, nothing to talk about, the sex stopped instantly as she was pregnant with Vanessa and we never started it up again. We grew bored and Charlean then asked me for a divorce. I agreed to let her find some one to make her more happier then I could. And she did, according to my daughter she is dating a guy called Sam Trafford. If things work well out for them then she has my blessing to marry him. But I don't want or can find any reasons to want to be with her again. And seeing as she has moved on from me I would like to try the same thing." Heinz said, but then grew quickly quiet and turned red.

Perry's own face heated up, 'If Heinz wishes to move on and find a new love... maybe I could become it. I would love to try.'

Before another discussion could be brought up their foods arrived. Perry and Heinz remained silence and consumed their meal and the wine together. Making sure not to get too drunk. After the meal Heinz agreed to pay for the meal.

"My treat as a thank you for coming with me." Heinz smiled.

Perry smiled back at him, "Thank you very much Heinz."

Heinz paid and both men left the restaurant. During the walk Perry suddenly felt like his heart was burning. He walked closer to Heinz and took his hand, carefully he tangled his fingers with Heinz.

Instead of pulling instantly away from him, Heinz seemed to cherish holding his 'friends' fingers and hand. Perry chuckled and held his friends hands. Just then Heinz stopped.

"Um... so now what Perry? D... do you want to go home?" Heinz asked nervously.

Perry stopped and gave it some thought, "Um... sure. Would you like to go over... and maybe watch a movie?"

Heinz smiled and nodded, Perry nodded too and they walked back to Perry's flat.

Just as the two friends got there, Perry pulled out his set of keys. Heinz saw Perry had a Platypus figurine dangling from his house keys. Perry turned the lock and the door clicked.

Everything normal, or so Heinz thought. Perry however froze on the spot, Heinz tried to push his 'friend' into his home but Perry pushed firmly against him.

"Something is wrong." Perry said and looked at his friend. "Sorry Heinz please stay right where you are at the moment. I have to check something."

Heinz blinked and did as he was asked. Perry pushed the door further and poked his head in, he sniffed the air and smelt freshly brewed tea, he heard the radio playing and the aftermath smell of vanilla pudding. Perry chuckled and shook his head.

"I thought so. Heinz follow me please, but stay quiet. I want to catch him of guard." Perry grinned and entwined his fingers with Heinz.

Both men entered Perry's room, Perry walked right past the kitchen where the vanilla smell was coming from and entered the living room. Heinz saw several photos of Perry and another man.

Perry and Heinz saw the TV was running on the hit TV show 'Dangerous Deeds' in which a crime happened and the viewer must solve it by next week. Perry rolled his eyes, Heinz however caught sight of some bright pink hair.

"You can ring me up Pinky Chichester, I have a mobile phone you know." Perry said calmly.

The man jumped out of his skin and turned now completely around. Heinz came face to face with a man, wearing a pink T-shirt, white trousers with flowers dotting the design, this man has bright pink hair cut short and his eyes were a faint purple colour.

The man blinked and looked between Perry and Heinz very confused.

"I... I'm sorry Perry. I just had a electric shortage at my house and I didn't want to miss my hit series." Pinky explained.

Heinz blinked, "Um... I think some introductions are necessary. Hi, my name is Heinz Doofenshmirts and my profession is being a teacher."

"Hi Heinz, my name is Pinky Chichester, and my job is being a strip dancer and I some times pop over at my friends house." Pinky said smiling.

Heinz nodded, "Well ok... If you would need anything Perry, you got my number... um so... I'm off then."

"Hu? Heinz wait-" Perry said confused, but Heinz was already out the door.

Heinz quickly walked back to his home. As he looked at Perry's home he noticed it is quite good looking, in a nice neighbourhood. And even though Heinz wanted to stay longer and talk more with Perry... Seeing that man sitting in his home ripped Heinz's spirit in half.

'Is that maybe Perry's room mate, friend, boyfriend or even husband? Perry did visit the gay bar so that he could be already in a gay relationship.' Heinz thought.

And how that Pinky looked, wow long pink hair, baby blue eyes and wearing an all pink T-shirt and trousers. He is good looking no doubt.


Back with Pinky and Perry

Perry was left dumbstruck, standing in his home he was actually planning on maybe cuddling with Heinz on his sofa, maybe kissing him, just being with him. Instead Heinz ran off like a chicken, leaving him in his home with all these hot emotions bubbling in his stomach.

Pinky saw Perry's far off view and quickly got up, he walked to the kitchen fridge, got two cold beers out and handed one too Perry, they opened the bottles, clicked them together and then had a long drink.

The alcohol burned a bit in Perry's throat but it helped calm his mind down. Pinky had two gulps from his beer before setting the bottle down. The two friends just remained seated.

Then Pinky broke the silence, "Perry, that man that was just with you... is that him? Your hook up from the pub you had a one night stand with?"

"Yes Pinky. Dr Heinz Doofenshmirtz his name is. I then re-meet him at my class where his daughter is being taught by me and he asked me out. A true hunk I must admit." Perry smiled.

"True Perry, a good looking guy... but what are you going to do now? I think he's scared of me." Pinky said.

Perry blinked, true... by how quickly Heinz fled his home, something must be on his mind. Pinky left his spot again and handed Perry the house phone, Perry sighted, picked his house phone up and quickly dialled Heinz's number.


Heinz Doofenshmirtz reached his home, still feeling like his heart was ripped out of his chest, he breath harder to try and calm down, it didn't help. Suddenly his house phone rang. He blinked and picked the house phone up.

"Hello." Heinz said confused.

"Heinz? Why have you suddenly left again? I just wanted to see a movie with you at my house." Perry asked threw the phone hurt.

Heinz blinked back tears, "I... I'm sorry Perry... b..."

There was a short pause.

"Heinz? Please what's wrong? You are hurting and I want to help you." Perry asked, the hurt in his voice was easily heard.

"Sorry Perry... b... but I don't want to endanger your relationship with the other man." Heinz said and shook in his coat.

Another pause, then Perry spoke again, "Endanger my relationship? With the man in my flat?"

"Yes Perry. You and your husband-" Heinz was about to say, But Perry cut him off.

"Heinz I am not-" Perry was about to say.

Just then Heinz heard the other man again, "Perry can I order for our dinner some Mexican food?"

"Pinky I am in the middle of an important discussion, plus it is your turn to pick- sorry about that Heinz, anyway-" Perry was about to continue.

But Heinz has heard enough, "Please don't make it any harder Perry. Enjoy your evening with your husband... maybe in a few days time we could meet up again... but for now I want a break."

There was a long silence, just the sound of a distant broken tap. Perry was blinking at his flat and Heinz was shaking in his shoes, feeling his heart in his throat.

Perry then broke the silence, "I understand Heinz... if... if you want to see me again... whenever that may be... I will always be there for you..."

"I... I think I love you Perry... but I'm not too sure now..." Heinz said as he began to cry.

"I love you too, for certain Heinz... I can wait." Perry said, but the heart break could still be heard.

Heinz nodded and hung the phone up, cutting the line. Had he done the right thing?


Quanktumspirit: "WAAAAHHHHH... Please review." (Grabs a tissue, cleaning my tears and nose.)