This is just a little something I pulled out of my butt… lol
This is based off of season 2 but in this story Nightwing actually acts like a teenager instead of a leader. It's kind of more based off of Jaime and Dick's relationship b/c there aren't very many stories… anyway ONWARD!
Nightwing woke up at around 9:30… it was his day off so he decided to "sleep in". He got up from under his navy blue sheets and slid the black domino mask on his face. He didn't think much of what he was wearing. He didn't have a shirt on… all he had on was a pair of grey sweat pants.
He got up from bed and opened the door. Before he headed to the kitchen to get some breakfast he went to the bathroom. Because, you know… a man's got a do what a man's got a do… ;)
He slid the door to the bathroom open and stepped inside. Right before he shut the door he felt something weird under his foot… it was wet, long… and, purple? That's when it hit him… the realization of what he was stepping on. He let out a yelped and literally jump out of the bathroom and slammed against the hallway wall. What he didn't realize that he didn't just yell… he screamed… he screamed so loud to the point where the team came out of their rooms, and sprinted down the hallway to see what the problem was.
"Hermano! What's the problem? Are you okay?!" Jaime asked. He walked up to the panting Nightwing and placed his hands on his shoulders.
"Ta…. Ta… Ga… Ga… Na…" Was the only thing Nightwing could make out…
"Dude… are you okay? What's your problem?" Wally asked.
All Nightwing could do was point his finger towards the bathroom… He was acting like a demon just crawled out of the toilet while he was sitting on it, crawled up his butt, possessed his body, and murdered his family.
"I don't think… he's ok…" Cassie spoke up, she was clinging to Robin… Garfield was standing next to Wally who was standing next to Nightwing who was standing in front of M'gann and Superboy… who were in front of Jaime, Bart, Artemis and L'gann… Karen and Mal where back at Karen's place "hanging out" ;)
"Bart… Blue… Rob… I think it's time to become men." Garfield said, stepping out from his place and putting both his hands on Bart's and Tim's shoulders. As they were about to step into the bathroom with Garfield as their leader, they were stopped by Nightwing grabbing Jaime's for-head and whipping his arm around his upper body, he pulled him into a tight hold and wouldn't let go.
"No little dude's! Don't. Go. Into…. The bathroom! You won't come out with any innocence left! Let someone go in there that is worth sacrificing… Wally you're up…" Nightwing said, tightening his grip a little.
"I will make the great sacrifice to save the young children of this fine world. And wow, thanks…" Wally said. He began stepping into the bathroom when Nightwing stopped him.
"Be careful, my friend." They shared a quick nod and Wally slowly crept into the bathroom. Suddenly, their ears were met by an ear splitting screech… and Wally leaped out of the bathroom and slammed into the hallway wall… kind of like how Nightwing did only a few minutes ago…
Wally and Dick looked at each other.
"Dude that's do gross!"
"I know right! How do you think I feel! I stepped on it!"
"Nasty! You could tell it was fresh too!"
"Now I understand why most guys are gay!"
"I'm really questioning my sexuality right now…"
"How does that thing even get up there?!"
"Better question, WHY WOULD SOMEONE LEAVE IT ON THE FLOOR!?"
"Who's is it?"
"I don't know!"
"GUYS!" Superboy cut in… "What did you see?"
"IT'S A BLOODY TAMPON!" they said in perfect unison.
"Ewe!" came from the intire team… except Beast Boy, who looked confused.
"A bloody what?"
