Luffy blinked as he looked around the cabin he had wound up in. He caught sight of Coby staring at the two pirates on the floor.

"Eh?" He asked questioningly. "Why're they on the floor?"

"B-because you hit them!" Coby yelled.

"Eh? When did I do that?" Luffy asked scratching his scar.

"When you bust out of that barrel!" Coby yelled. "You have to run! They're friends will be here soon!"

"Eh why?" Luffy asked. "I'm hungry."

And with that he headed towards the kitchen supply cupboard, much to Coby's dismay. As Coby panicked Luffy tucked into the pirate crew's supplies.

"Wahh What do we do, what do we do?!"

"Hey, Pinky- why are you on this ship if you these guys aren't your friends." Luffy asked, biting into a tomato.

"Eh, well I was going to go fishing, so I got into a fishing boat, but it turned out was a boat going to a pirate ship and then I ended up being forced to slave away so they wouldn't kill me." Coby explained.

"You're an idiot." Luffy exclaimed. Coby couldn't help but feel insulted.

"How can you say that?" He asked.

"You can run away."Luffy pointed out.

"I-impossible! If Alvida-sama found out- She'd kill me!" Coby stuttered.

"Oh so your a coward." Luffy beamed, somehow thinking this was helpful. "I don't like you."

This brought Coby to a sniviling state.

"Who are you?!" Coby suddenly demanded.

"Eh, me?" Luffy asked, picking his nose. "I'm Monkey D. Luffy, I'm going to be the next Fleet Admiral!"

"Eh... Eh!" Coby screamed. "F-f-fleet A-a-admiral?!"

"Yeah." Luffy nodded.

"Seriously?" Coby questioned further.

"Seriously." Luffy confirmed.

"That means Luffy-san is a marine?" Coby followed. (Man this was going to get repetative).

"Yeah," Luffy nodded. "I was trying to get to the nearest base."

"You're marine crew?" Coby nodded.

"Don't have any yet." Luffy stated. "Looking for new recruits."

"The fleet admiral is someone who does everything in his power to protect the weak." Coby asked further. "Meaning your going to fight hundreds of pirates and stop them finding one piece?!"

"Exactly."Luffy nodded.

"Not exactly! Every pirate in existence is after one piece!" Coby snapped.

"Impossible!" Coby yelled. Luffy responded by hitting him on the head.

"Oi you brats!" A pirate said appearing in the doorway.

"Wahh! We're gonna die."

"Gumu Gomu no pistol!" Luffy yelled hammering the pirate in the face with his fist. "Come on!"

Luffy then grabbed Coby and ran through the ship up to the deck. A huge fight broke out, with Luffy defeating everyone except Alvida.

"Coby, be a good boy and tell me how beautiful I am, and I might forgive you." Alvida snapped.

"You're number one-" Coby stopped dead.

"Number one what?" Alvida prompted.

"Nu-Nu-Number one stinking ugly hag!" He shrieked.

Everyone stopped dead in horror. Luffy burst out laughing and Alvida went to hit Coby with her club. Luffy stepped in the way taking the blow.

It crushed down and then bounced up, sending Alvida off balance. Luffy stretched his arm back and then sent it flying into Alvida, sending her flying backwards and far out to sea.

"M-marines!" Someone yelled out.

"Yes! Come on there must be a base around here somewhere!" Luffy yelled. "Come on, lets take a lifeboat and look out for one!"

"Wh-why don't we get a lift?!" Coby asked.

"From a pirate ship? Nah, I'll be rounded up with them and then I'd have to get baled out by the Vice Admiral." Luffy shrugged.

"Ah, ah right lets g-" Before Coby could finish Luffy had grabbed him and dragged him into a life boat, sending them flying down to smash into the ocean.

Coby's last thoughts consisted of prayers for his survival and 'this guy is insane!'.