Chapter One -Enter the Fan Girls-
Summery: You know you want to click it... Cliiickk ittt. why is it called horrible? You know you want to flame. Click it and lose brain cells. We dare you.
EDIT: :D Spelling correction...
Ok this is a experiment Akatsukilvr, another friend, and I are conducting. We want to know just how many flames we can get. We also want to know... Can you make it past the first chapter? Heh much less the third. If you do pay attention and the Mary Steavy Stu sueness dose not kill you prematurely then you'll notice that we tryed are best on keeping canon characters in character We tried to write it as if are oc's randomly were there, how would the Naruto crew react? And thus this was born... Anyway, enjoy...maybe...probably not...yeah...You won't make it threw this story...
and so we begin...
It was a beautiful summer day in the village of Konoha, Dango Wazabi was picking flowers in her yard when suddenly her loving mommy came out with a freshly baked pie, made with tender love and care.
Ai Nakata was frolicking gayfuly through the flowers. her black as night hair gently waving in the wind. she waved happily to her friend Dango, who was eating pie while her mommy was giving her a shoulder rub.
"Oh hay Ai! how are you this wonderfully pie filled morning? i know I'm feeling ready to conker the world! with UNICORNS!" Dango said eyes gleaming purple in the wonderful sunlight
"Oh wonderful Dango! my father has given me such a beautiful present this morning! look!" Ai held out her hands, showing her friend a small glass bird. "watch! it moves!" she sang happily. The bird twitched, and the glass bird spread its wings, chirping happily.
"LIKE OMG! MOMMY GIVE ME ONE!" Dango yelled giving her mommy the most beautiful smile and puppy dog eyes.
"Of course baby, anything for my sweaty pie!"
"Yaw~"
Ai smiled, and pocketed glass bird. "Come on, Dango! We're going to be late for school!" Ai skipped off, singing happily as she went.
"Good luck dears i know you will be the bustiest most beautiful Konichi ever!" Mommy yelled flowers and sparkles flowing gracefully from her pores as she waved a napkin in the air.
"YAW~"
As Dango and Ai danced ever so beautifully to the ninja Academe, Dango tripped, and fell over a rock.
"OH MY GOD MY BEAUTIFUL KNEE! IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! MOMMY!~" Dango started wailing clutching her knee in pain.
"It will be alright Dango! here i have a band-aid!" Ai said, whipping out a random band-aid from her pocket. She peeled back the paper and applied it onto Dango's knee. She smiled, sitting back on the balls of her feet.
"Better?"
"It will never be the same... BUT I WILL BE STRONG! FOR MY MOMMY!" Dango cried, rainbows dancing in the background, and waves crashed against a huge cliff. Ai grinned and nodded, pulling Dango to her feet.
"Come on! we shouldn't be late, or Sensei will get so mad his head will puff up!" Ai laughed happily, running to the Ninja Academy. Dango nodded and followed.
The two gorgeous girls entered their academe class room and spotted... the hottest boy in the class. His Midnight Duck assed hair gleamed oily in the artificial light cast down from the light bulb, his dark poop colored eyes stared emoly at the black board, his dark blue dandruff covered shirt showed off the slight food baby, and his hands as soft as velvet where crossed uncaring.
Ai grinned, skipping over to Sasuke, who completely ignored her. She stood in front of his desk, still smiling.
Dango grinned and sat on his desk.
"Hello -Fugly! I know today is the day I beat you in the ninja arts!~" Sasuke just twitched in annoyance. Ai giggled, then gasped.
"Sasuke-san! may I show you something?" She didn't wait for a reply, but pulled out the glass bird from her dress pocket. "My papa gave it to me this morning! and look! it moves!" The glass bird tweeted, and spread its wings. Sasuke glanced at it, grunted and turned away. Some one bumped into Ai, causing her to drop the bird. It fell off the desk, and crashed onto the floor, shattering.
Ai stared at the remains of her present, tears spilling over. "M my bird...p papas present...i it broke..." Ai began sobbing, much to Sasuke's annoyance.
"Eh? oh...I'm sorry. Akamaru jumped out of my arms..." Kiba Inuzuka apologized, rubbing the back of his neck. Ai sobbed harder, causing Sasuke to twitch.
Dango glanced, uncaring, at Kiba.
"Its too bad Ai, my Mommy will be getting me one tho, so -Fugly you will get to see one!"
The door burst open and Saya, a girl with perfect blonde hair, walked in. "Hello friends!" she said happily with rainbows and pretty pink flowers growing in the background. "Hi Sasuke!" she said waving at him and giggling when he looked at her. She skipped over to the group and sat by them. "Isn't it a wonderful day to KICK EVERYONE'S ASS...hehe" she said taking on her happy composure again.
Naruto Uzumaki, a wonderful Blondie in a bright orange suit leaned closer to Shikamaru. he was a devilishly hansom boy, his shiny brown hair pulled into a pony tail.
"Its like they're in their own Mary-Sue filled world... it scares me." Naruto whispered, Shikamaru shivered as Dango ejected flowers from her right nose nostril.
Ai sniffled, and went back to her seat. she sat down, and immediately perked up, ready for class to begin. Dango sat next to her, sneezing out one last petal before staring intently up at the board, as if willing the lesson to begin.
A man in his early twenties, with slick hair styled like Shikamaru's, Only less sexy, entered. His puke green vest was proudly displayed. he turned to the class and cleared his throat.
"As you all know today is the day you get assigned teams. team one will be Ai Nakata, Dango Wazabi and Saya McNuggelz. Team two will be..." The three hero's of this poorly written story stopped listening and instead shared smiles, that they were all on the same team.
"There is no way three beautiful girls like us can not be Genin. were too awesome." Dango whispered to Ai who giggled and nodded.
Sasuke resisted the urge to just stand up and slap Dango.
Oh yeah, the Elemental Lands where going to have the best-est most wonderful day ever.
for this marked the day...
of Team One. Aka: The Forever Beautiful.
Me: DO YOU FEEL YOUR EYES BURNING? MUHAHAH
Akatsukilvr: I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS! MY BRIAN IS MELTING AND WERE THE ONES WRITING IT!
Me: Anyway that's a wrap of UHF. yeah. you know you loved it.
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Me: please flame us!
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