ok first i need to explain that
Kaze = me , twin zanpakuto , one is kyo and yuki (from fruit basket) ,shikai = kyo and yuki in animal form , bankai = kyo an yuki in human form by the way i have a pet rock name coolio
Miyuki = friend , zanpakuto = stick , shikai = branch , bankai = tree
by the way this are real text messages me and my friend made and it was all random
disclaimer - I do not own any of the characters except me and coolio my friend owns herself
Kaze: hey
Miyuki: hey
Ulquiorra: trash
Kaze: how could you be so mean to me and Miyuki is trash too you even said so
Ulquiorra: I dont remember saying no such thing trash
Ulquiorra: I think everybody is trash
Kaze: that why Miyuki is trash too
Kaze: by the way what was homework
Uquiorra: ...
Kaze: haha I win this round (cheers)
Ulquiorra: do the next page of the workbook trash
Ulquiorra: i don recall losing to you
Kaze: and I tought calling my cat Ulquiorra
Kaze: put is over
Ulquiorra: you named a cat after me trash
Kaze: ... (what should i say)
Ulquiorra: the cat is a disgrace then trash
Kaze: (I'm nervous) no that's my word
Ulquiorra: It's not fit to have my name
Kaze: your a disgrace (I can't believe he took my word nobody takes my word maybe except Ichigo is an exception)
Miyuki: barely doing homework
Kaze: i haven't started
Miyuki: -_- (sigh)
Kaze: yeah (sweat drop)
Miyuki: Kaze Kaze Kaze...
Kaze: so what are you doing
Miyuki: Homework!
Kaze: haha not me
Grimmjow: lazy a...
Ulquiorra: ...
Kaze: ok i get it I'm lazy
Miyuki: yes
Grimmjow: right behind you
ulquiorra: ...
Miyuki: (whispers to Grimmjow) we should be quiet were no one to talk...
Kaze: at least I'm smater than YOU (points at Miyuki)
Miyuki: (hurt)
Grimmjow: ouch...
Kaze: yeah I'm good
Ulquiorra: idiots
Kaze: you talking to me
Ulquiorra: you are all idiots
Kaze: no I'm not a baka like you
Grimmjow: (waves hand infront)
Miyuki: ...
Grimmjow: she's broken
Kaze: hahaha I'm so good
Miyuki: ...U ...u
Grimmjow: ?
Kaze: me what
Miyuki: you no smarter then me!
Grimmjow: (backs away)
Miyuki: you just better a math!
Kaze: and you are not smarter than me! (and I was talking to Ulquiorra)
Miyuki: I never said i was!
Grimmjow: weirdos...
Grimmjow: just forget it
Kaze: stay out of it Grimmjow!
Miyuki: yeah!
Grimmjow: you can't tell me what to do!
Miyuki: no tuna for you!
Kaze: Miyuki lest settle this
Miyuki: yeah right behind you!
japan cat: me want tuna I love tuna I love tuna
Kaze: so cute
Miyuki: (sits right next to Kaze) yeah
Grimmjow: yeah right
Kaze: oh cat want's tuna
Kaze: adorable
Grimmjow: (mumbles) I'm way more better than that guy ... hmph!
Kaze: oh somebody's jealous
Grimmjow: no!...
Miyuki: so cute kitty japan
Kaze: japan cat you have a cute ascent
Kaze: and Grimmjow yes you are
Miyuki: (nods)
Grimmjow: (drags Miyuki away)
Grimmjow: and I'm am not
Kaze: yes you are
Grimmjow: che... let's go (drags Miyuki away)
Miyuki: (striggles)
Miyuki: Kaze help me!
Kaze: (pulls Miyuki)
Kaze: let go Grimmjow
Grimmjow: no!
Kaze: yes! (double slap and pulls harder)
Grimmjow: (stream of curses) nobody slaps Grimmjow jaggerjaques and lives! (charges cero)
Kaze: Run! now Miyuki is your time to escape (runs fast)
Miyuki: take me with you!
Kaze: (pulls Miyuki along) run Miyuki
Miyuki: no need to tell me twice (runs)
Kaze: bye Grimmjow (still running)
Miyuki: sayanora! (waves)
Kaze: can you use your zanpakuto to buy us some time
Miyuki: roger! (gleam in eyes) bankai! (tree grows)
Kaze: good job Miyuki (high five while running)
(Grimmjow blasts through the tree)
(Kaze and Miyuki runs faster)
Kaze: my turn Kyo , yuki attack
Miyuki: ooh what's your attack
(kyo takes claws out and yuki take sharp teeth out)
Miyuki: kyo cute kitty! (picks him up , makes situation worse)
Kaze: don't stop running
(Grimmjow realease form)
Kaze: (whispers to MIyuki) pss.. Miyuki tell him he's the best cat
Miyuki: why
Kaze: don't you see Grimmy is jealous of you picking other cats
Miyuki: (blinks) what? really (pets kyo)
Kaze: yeah give me kyo, oh where's yuki (mice form in Kaze's hoody)
Miyuki: no! (dosen't let's go , cero passes on top of Kaze and MIyuki heads)
Kaze: give me kyo his my zanpakuto
Kaze: now control your kitty (points at Grimmjow)
(Grimmjow brakes through a building)
(rocks falls on MIyuki's head and she passes out, Kaze -_- starts carrying Miyuki)
kaze: man you heavy
Miyuki: (hey!)
Kaze: (well you are)
Miyuki: (whatever now keep running he's right behind you)
Kaze: (grabs kyo and waves him in Miyuki face while running) Miyuki wake up!
Miyuki: huh what happen..? kyo!
Kaze: (drops Miyuki) now you run (kyo and yuki turn to sword form)
Kaze: why are you doing this Grimmjow don't you like Miyuki
Grimmjow: ...
Kaze: you do or you don't
Miyuki: i got this (throws something) that something is catnip , just wait...
Kaze: you throw catnip -_- and why suddenly now
Miyuki: I forgot i hade it with me , now look (points at Grimmjow)
Kaze: -_-
Grimmjow: (turns to normal and rolls on it)
Miyuki: (rubs back of head) ehehehe...
Kaze: -_- you made me carry you
Miyuki: that part ... I didn't really know would happen unexpected yeah...
Kaze: (looking at pic)
Miyuki: what are you watching?
Kaze: (shows the pic to Miyuki and dosent let Gimmjow see it)
(the pic was toshiro in cute chibi form)
Miyuki: I seen it
Grimmjow: what is it! (tries to look)
Kaze: no
Grimmjow: why not
Kaze: (whispers to Miyuki I don't want to start all over)
(Miyuki and Kaze nod and Kaze gets cool shades out of nowhere)
Miyuki: haha he looks cute tried to draw him
Grimmjow: he? who?
Kaze: dont say it out loud you baka
Miyuki: oh sorry
Kaze: now you explain to Grimmy not me (walks away)
TO BE CONTINUED
