WARNING: Shameless mocking of a synopsis I already read. It reminded me of
some people, and I thought "Hey, I could do that better." So I did.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to fictional movie characters is possible but highly unlikely. Any resemblance to fake personas is intended, because...hey, they're fake. This is not meant to butcher the book. It is meant to lovingly butcher the movie, and then my sequel. And the LB board. Always the board.
Synopsis: A girl called Lillian gets stranded on Treasure Planet- with no way on how to get off. So, she lives there for 6 years before a ride back home by a stranger called Jim Hawkins. They feel an instant attraction between each other, but will some enemy pirate (here the synopsis ends, so I've made up the rest) destroy the Mary Sue before they can find TRUUUUUUE LUV?
Chapter One, or Why the Crap Won't the Page Load?
The girl was called Lillian, and the boy - the STRANGER - was called Jim Hawkins, but they both were leading miserable, lonesome lives, as they never called each other. Lillian, as she had been called for a good week at least, was sitting alone somewhere on Treasure Planet. She had been sitting there for quite some time, since it had been decreed that she had "no way on how to get off."
She heaved a sigh laden with adolescent longing for social interaction and reached for her book. It was her favorite, and she had already read it ten times since being stranded. (She was a slow reader, bless her heart). The book was called "1001 Baby Names" and she found herself intrigued and fascinated by the possibilities. She had also been stranded with two other items - her magnetic bracelet given to her by her second cousin-once- removed as a souvenir for having his baby, and a small television set, but the antenna had been damaged in the crash that the author just decided was the reason for her strandedness. The television station only picked up one channel clearly - Soap Net, the 24 hour a day soap opera network.
This was how Lillian (Lily to her imaginary friends) had spent the past six years. She would read a bit in her book, and tune into Soap Net to watch the latest dramatic happenings in the lives of the characters. She did this every day, and it was a horribly boring thing to narrate, and so we shall simply state that she continued doing it right up until the end of Chapter One.
Disclaimer: Any resemblance to any persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Any resemblance to fictional movie characters is possible but highly unlikely. Any resemblance to fake personas is intended, because...hey, they're fake. This is not meant to butcher the book. It is meant to lovingly butcher the movie, and then my sequel. And the LB board. Always the board.
Synopsis: A girl called Lillian gets stranded on Treasure Planet- with no way on how to get off. So, she lives there for 6 years before a ride back home by a stranger called Jim Hawkins. They feel an instant attraction between each other, but will some enemy pirate (here the synopsis ends, so I've made up the rest) destroy the Mary Sue before they can find TRUUUUUUE LUV?
Chapter One, or Why the Crap Won't the Page Load?
The girl was called Lillian, and the boy - the STRANGER - was called Jim Hawkins, but they both were leading miserable, lonesome lives, as they never called each other. Lillian, as she had been called for a good week at least, was sitting alone somewhere on Treasure Planet. She had been sitting there for quite some time, since it had been decreed that she had "no way on how to get off."
She heaved a sigh laden with adolescent longing for social interaction and reached for her book. It was her favorite, and she had already read it ten times since being stranded. (She was a slow reader, bless her heart). The book was called "1001 Baby Names" and she found herself intrigued and fascinated by the possibilities. She had also been stranded with two other items - her magnetic bracelet given to her by her second cousin-once- removed as a souvenir for having his baby, and a small television set, but the antenna had been damaged in the crash that the author just decided was the reason for her strandedness. The television station only picked up one channel clearly - Soap Net, the 24 hour a day soap opera network.
This was how Lillian (Lily to her imaginary friends) had spent the past six years. She would read a bit in her book, and tune into Soap Net to watch the latest dramatic happenings in the lives of the characters. She did this every day, and it was a horribly boring thing to narrate, and so we shall simply state that she continued doing it right up until the end of Chapter One.
