Have you ever imagined a world where all of the stories you've ever heard that contain different variations of the same type of species have come together as one? Are you imagining it? Okay, now forget completely about whatever psyco thing you just thought of, because it has nothing to do with this story. Well, almost nothing.

Deep in the land that some people call limbo and others call the random place in board writers minds, Bilbo, Gandalf, and the dwarves of Thorin's company all sat down to watch Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. Whose idea it was to watch this movie? I have no idea. Use your imagination. How they have a TV to watch this movie on? That would probably have to do with the fact that they are in that weird world that I am going to refer to as limbo.

So, whose ever's idea it was, they were watching the movie, no negotiations. They all sat gathered around the TV, pretty much board to death. Until, that is, the dwarves came in. Kili was the first one to break out into laughter. They all looked at him.

"Doesn't that one over there, Happy I think was it's name, look like Balin?" he said, not stopping from his laughing. "And the grumpy one is like Thorin." After the beat of realization the rest of the Company began laughing, except for Thorin, who seemed to be scheming something.

As everyone else began figuring out who was who in the movie, Thorin finally spoke up.

"Well, if we're all dwarves in the movie, that would have to make Bilbo Snow White."