Mega Crosz

episode 1: Mad Lunch

Starring- Kisame, Link, and Zim

I don't own Naruto, The Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, Golden Sun, Taco Bueno, or McDonalds!

Kisame: Ugh... I'm hungry. When's dinner?

Link: I Dunno. Jenna's cooking.

Kisame: Oo; Let's go out to eat.

Zim: That filthy earth monkey has burned the weed meats.

Link: You mean salad?

Zim: Do not envoke the wrath of Zim!

Kisame: You guys comin'?

Zim: Yeah, sure, whatever.

Link: I'm in.

(goes outside)

Zim: ICALLSHOTGUN!

Link: Your too short.

Zim: Well you... (long pause)

Link: Well?

Zim: You smell like pig feets!

Link: Witty comback.

Kisame: Who wants Bueno? I want it.

Link: Wow, Kis-kun, I didn't know you ate that kinda stuff.

Kisame: (A/N: In case anyone can't tell what I'm saying, since I tend to ramble in my own language, I'm making fun of Taco Bueno and Taco Bell which I also do not own for making thier so-called mexican food. I'm not saying thier food sucks, infact I eat Bueno alot, but comeone!) I'm an American shark, so I tend to eat thier mexican food beacuse I want to remind myself I'm american.

Zim: Hm?

Link: He's joking he's stereoty- oh, nevermind.

Zim: I want McDonalds.

Link: I guess I'll go with Bueno then.

Zim: Rrrgh!

(drives to bueno)

Kisame: I want 20 pounds of salmon and uh... shrimp. Put that on wheat bread and-

Zim: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

Link: You don't know how to order food, do you?

Zim: Silence! I demand to talk to the ruler of this food storage place!

Kisame: Shut it! Now let's see, uh... a large glass of blood mixed with Dr.Pepper...

Zim: I want a porkcow! And a meduim DDR mat!

Kisame: Ok. One Porkcow and a meduim DDR mat... add curly fries. DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THE CURLY FRIES! Just a sec... Link, want anything?

Link: Milk and fried bugs. (A/N: I dunno about fried bugs but I have had chocolate covered bugs and they kicked ass!)

Kisame: That's sick!

Zim: Disguesting!

Link: Bugs are the new meat!

Kisame: You're deranged. I like that.

Link: 'Least I don't go and paint my nails with Itachi.

Kisame: snaps fingers Oh no you di-ent!

Link: Oh, yes I did:)

Zim: Where's my porkmeats?

Kisame: I thought you said porkcow?

Zim: Erm... Right. Those Insolent fools are making the great Zim wait?!

Link: Ummm... Guys?

Kisame and Zim: Yes?

Link: Anyone else notice we've been talking to a dumpster? And that it took 5 seconds to get here?

Kisame:Where is the restraunt?

Link: points Right there.

Zim: pulls out lazer gun How dare they trick the almighty Zim?! You will face my blasty wrath of... blastiness! boom

Link: Well this sucks.

Kisame: McDonalds then?

Link and Zim: Sure.

End.

Next week: Clerks and Naruto have a hocky game or.
Alphonse Elric gains the thundercats sword!

(Yes, I inteneded for that to sound like rocky and Bullwinkle) (And the 'Next Week' joke too)