episode 1: Mad Lunch
Starring- Kisame, Link, and Zim
I don't own Naruto, The Legend of Zelda, Invader Zim, Golden Sun, Taco Bueno, or McDonalds!
Kisame: Ugh... I'm hungry. When's dinner?
Link: I Dunno. Jenna's cooking.
Kisame: Oo; Let's go out to eat.
Zim: That filthy earth monkey has burned the weed meats.
Link: You mean salad?
Zim: Do not envoke the wrath of Zim!
Kisame: You guys comin'?
Zim: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Link: I'm in.
(goes outside)
Zim: ICALLSHOTGUN!
Link: Your too short.
Zim: Well you... (long pause)
Link: Well?
Zim: You smell like pig feets!
Link: Witty comback.
Kisame: Who wants Bueno? I want it.
Link: Wow, Kis-kun, I didn't know you ate that kinda stuff.
Kisame: (A/N: In case anyone can't tell what I'm saying, since I tend to ramble in my own language, I'm making fun of Taco Bueno and Taco Bell which I also do not own for making thier so-called mexican food. I'm not saying thier food sucks, infact I eat Bueno alot, but comeone!) I'm an American shark, so I tend to eat thier mexican food beacuse I want to remind myself I'm american.
Zim: Hm?
Link: He's joking he's stereoty- oh, nevermind.
Zim: I want McDonalds.
Link: I guess I'll go with Bueno then.
Zim: Rrrgh!
(drives to bueno)
Kisame: I want 20 pounds of salmon and uh... shrimp. Put that on wheat bread and-
Zim: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Link: You don't know how to order food, do you?
Zim: Silence! I demand to talk to the ruler of this food storage place!
Kisame: Shut it! Now let's see, uh... a large glass of blood mixed with Dr.Pepper...
Zim: I want a porkcow! And a meduim DDR mat!
Kisame: Ok. One Porkcow and a meduim DDR mat... add curly fries. DON'T YOU DARE FORGET THE CURLY FRIES! Just a sec... Link, want anything?
Link: Milk and fried bugs. (A/N: I dunno about fried bugs but I have had chocolate covered bugs and they kicked ass!)
Kisame: That's sick!
Zim: Disguesting!
Link: Bugs are the new meat!
Kisame: You're deranged. I like that.
Link: 'Least I don't go and paint my nails with Itachi.
Kisame: snaps fingers Oh no you di-ent!
Link: Oh, yes I did:)
Zim: Where's my porkmeats?
Kisame: I thought you said porkcow?
Zim: Erm... Right. Those Insolent fools are making the great Zim wait?!
Link: Ummm... Guys?
Kisame and Zim: Yes?
Link: Anyone else notice we've been talking to a dumpster? And that it took 5 seconds to get here?
Kisame:Where is the restraunt?
Link: points Right there.
Zim: pulls out lazer gun How dare they trick the almighty Zim?! You will face my blasty wrath of... blastiness! boom
Link: Well this sucks.
Kisame: McDonalds then?
Link and Zim: Sure.
End.
Next week: Clerks and Naruto have a hocky game
or.
Alphonse Elric gains the thundercats sword!
(Yes, I inteneded for that to sound like rocky and Bullwinkle) (And the 'Next Week' joke too)
