It was a grim late night saturday. I had just finished a show and felt a gaping hole eating me upp knowing that there would never be another episode, but then.

An angel, no. A god decended before my very eyes. it was gaben

wh h h why are you here . i said as my body was trembling

everything will be ok He whispered

just as steam started booting by iself. No, i was doing it

gaben twirled his hands in a puppeteer like manner

not knowing what was to come i let gaben use me, i was happy

me what are you planning to do oh mighty gaben

his eyes penetrated my soul, i could se my life, all that ever was and all there'll ever be

gaben cracked a small yet firm smile, smug one might say

never before had i witnessed such power in my life

my cursor slowly inched towards my wishlist

i wondered why. my list only has 2 games on it

then, everything stopped. time was passing but nothing else were

my list. i-i-i-it had every game on it, every. single game. but that wasn t the thing that shocked me. you see

they were all. 90% off .

never, never had i seen such a glorious sight

my hand inched towards the purchase button

it alt felt like to mutch

i can't take it all, it'll hurt and you know it

oh i know, but you ll take it all. for me he said

the cursor was merly inches away from the purchase

please gaben. be gentle i said in a defeated way

it ll all be over before you know it

*purchased

i moaned. the felling, the guilt, the embarrassment

I nearly couldn't believe it

gaben gave me back controll of my body, but it had already been tainted

he flew out the window, never breaking eye contact as he perished into a mist of steam

i knew what had just happened

gaben just took my wallets virginity

as a final goodbye. i heard an echo in my head

glorious pc master race

this story is a work of fiction caused by lack of sleep and late night tumbrling