I've decided to start a Drabble series for one of VD's most unlikely pair...


The many ways this unlikely pair could happen: part 1

A short little parody series involving Damon and Alaric...

Damon and Alaric are once again in a heated argument about Isobel...

Alaric glares at Damon with a mixture of hatred and something else not quite discernible, "Y-you not only killed my wife - you turned her and made her leave me!" He pauses, breathing hard. "Why haven't I killed you yet?!" (internal monologue) Damn loyalties, that's why...not to mention I think I...

Damon rolls his eyes, I did NOT make her leave you...she decided that all on her own! He groaned irritably, "Do you hear yourself?! 'I killed her, I turned her, I made her leave you...' Why haven't you killed me yet? Really, you should be begging me to just stake myself..." he trails off as Alaric moves toward him with a peculiar gleam in his eyes.

Without warning, Alaric lays one on him (that's right...a kiss) To say Damon was shocked would be an understatement.

At first he struggles, "What-what do you think you're-" then hesitates as Alaric's neck suddenly beckons to him, smirks, "Actually, this could work out...Rick..." Damon tugs him close and then carefully sinks his fangs into the soft neck...and then pulls back panting. "My GOD, you taste good!" his voice sounds odd, like he was slightly wasted, "Why is that?! It's like...you have all the world's alcohol...in your blood!" He then falls over smiling like a dumbass.

Alaric stares at him, not quite sure what just happened, though as he knelt down beside the seemingly drunk vampire, he ignored the command of his vengeful mind to destroy him and instead shocked them both by giving in to the desire of his injured heart...