Once upon a time there was a one eyed ghoul named Kaneki. Today he had to go out "hunting" for the first time. There was a fat old man along the path. The old man's golden nipple tassels blew gently in the wind. Maybe he should avoid that one, Kaneki thought, "Was there anyone else?" He looked around hopefully, and sighed with relief when he saw another shadowy figure in the distance. He stalked up on the figure, bringing out his kagune. Before he had a chance to attack, the figure turned around. It was hide...

Shocked, Kaneki lowered his kagune. Hide was wearing the prettiest pink tutu that Kaneki had ever seen! "Oh my God a Kagune!" Hide squealed hugging Kaneki's Kagune.

"Hide stop that's dangerous!" Kaneki backed up, "And what are you wearing?"

"Don't I look pretty?" Hide asked, twirling in a circle.

"Umm... Hide? You're not doing drugs a gain are you?... We literally just had an intervention last week," Kaneki asked still trying to pull back his kagune, but with no effect as Hide was still clinging to it. Kaneki looked to the ground and found a small pill bottle and frowned, "Hide what is this?"

"Dude! You found a rocket ship!" Hide cheered, taking the pill bottle and launching it across the alley.

Kaneki sighed, "Come on Hide, I'll take you home."

Hide wrapped the kagune around his neck like a scarf, "Kay..."

When Kaneki turned back around he froze. The man from earlier with the majestic golden tassels stood there blocking the way.

Kaneki put himself between the man and Hide, "Hide step back a minute. I need to take care of this guy." Kaneki charged the man and started ripping him apart. ...Well he did need a meal after all. The fat man screamed in agony and flailed around helplessly.

"Non! Kaneki, that is the blandest way to eat someone!" Mr trés Bien appeared out of nowhere. He was wearing a tutu as well, but this one was yellow. Around his waist was a belt that held various bottles filled with colorful pills.

"You! You're the one who sold drugs to Hide!?" Kaneki exclaimed.

"Oh, well I always did wonder what a human would taste like when on drugs," Tsukiyama admitted thoughtfully, "Would you like some too?"

Hide latched onto Kaneki's kagune again. Kaneki stared at him in disbelief. Seriously?! He looked back at Trés Bien guy and shrugged, "Why not?" So with a sad sorrowful look Kaneki took one of the bottles and said, "Fuck it."