It was an sunny day in the town of Elmore and everything was going fine except for one person a small blue cat boy named gumball. Gumball was having a hard time trying to stay awake through Ms. simian's lecture because he was up all night researching clubs. His reason for researching clubs is because his mother was making him join a club. Nicole was being especially hard on gumball and trying to force him to join a school club but gumball was having no luck finding one that suited him and he knew if he didn't find one soon his mother he get very upset with him. He would normally go to his best friend/brother either for advice or comfort but sadly that you had a fight and were not speaking to each other.
The Bell rung and the class got up and went into the hallways. While there gumball was thinking about how he was going to find a club, he tried his hardest to find one but none seemed to work out for him and he knew if he didn't find one soon he would have to face his mother's wrath, and his mother was someone you really didn't want to get angry.
As gumball pondered his thoughts he saw his little sister coming up to him.
"hey gumball" said Anaïs.
"Hey Anaïs" gumball said.
"Did you read the list of clubs that I printed out for you?" Anaïs asked.
"Yeah I did and there really wasn't anything in there for me so I just through it out" gumball said.
"YOU WHAT DO YOU NO HOW LONG IT TOOK TO MAKE THAT" Anaïs shouted.
"Okay geez Anaïs don't get so upset I told you or read it and there was nothing in there for me okay. Plus I didn't ask for in the first place you just gave it to me, so try not to get so angry" gumball said.
"You are so ungrateful you know that" Anaïs said angry.
"Okay geez I'm sorr-" gumball said but was cut off by Anaïs slapping him.
"SLAP"
"you know what just forget it I just try to be nice" and I running away.
After a few minutes gumball shook off what just happened want back to moaning about his club situation and before he knew it he saw there was no one but him in the hallway or so he thought.
"hey gummypuss, hows it going?" Jamie asked in a bullying way.
"What do you want Jamie? " asked gumball irritated
"Nothing just wondering a club your in, oh wait let me guest are either with the rejects club or the detention club" Jamie said chuckling
"no actually I don't have one" Gumball muttered
"what was that, gummypuss?" Jamie asked not understanding what gumball said
"I SAID I'M NOT IN A CLUB OKAY" Gumball screamed
"well okay I was just asking" Jamie said a little shocked at gumball yelling at her.
"sorry I didn't mean to shout at you" gumball said apologizing.
"let me guess you can get into a club" Jamie asked.
"it's not that it's just that there were any that I liked" gumball responded.
"yeah if you just said that you couldn't get into one it would make you sound cooler" Jamie said.
"I don't care all I know is that I'm screwed if I don't find one" gumball said terrified.
"what you mean" Jamie asked a little curious now
"I mean my mom has been on my ass all week about trying to join a club and if I don't find one soon shall kill me" gumball said scared at the thought about what his mom will do to him
Jamie looked at gumball and saw he was desperate and took a little bit of pity on him
"the gummypuss if you are that desperate then I might have a club that's just for you" Jamie said smiling at that thought which made gumball a bit nervous
"what do you mean" gumball asked nervously
"just come on and I'll show you" Jamie said excitingly grabbing gumball's hand and leading him to her club room.
"What club are you in?" Gumball asked, trying to loosen the grip her metal like hands gave. Gumball felt somewhat privileged, when he thought about it; 'I'm touching the hands of a person whose beaten nearly every average or unpopular person in the school….including Darwin and Anais….YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!'
"Um, my Club is called the 'Raid' club." Jamie said, blushing, but she realized her grey skin had turned red so she stopped and socked at the wall. Gumball flinched at her punch, it didn't hurt her at all it seemed. Just stopped her blushing.
"Wow, you okay?" Gumball asked, subconsciously trying to pull some moves. "Yes Gumball, I'm not a wimp like you." She said, shaking her hand. Gumball sighed, and he thought he was getting somewhere. "Back to square 1 ½ then…."
"No not back to 1 ½ , we need to get back to the Club!" Jamie said, grabbing Gumball's sweater and pulling him down to the first floor hallways. As they approached the door, Gumball's chest started to feel a bit tight.
"Whose in this club anyways?" He asked.
"Um…people you might like, and some people you probably hate." Jamie gave a fake smile before opening the door.
Inside was Tobias and Banana Joe, more controversial versions of bullies attending the club; Hector from the window, Anton the two faced coward, Rocky for God knows what reason, and Tina Rex. Everybody waved at Jamie before Gumball entered the room, in which everyone immediately froze. Jamie grabbed and chair and smacked it down on the floor in-between herself and Anton.
"Here, Gumball." She said sternly.
The cat uncomfortably walked to the chair and sat in it. Avoiding eye contact with anyone and everyone. However, he looked to the side slightly when Jamie pulled up a chair next to him and smacked it down with her strength. Making him flinch. Everybody noticed it, and exchanged glances before looking back at Gumball is disbelief. Everybody had their jaws dropped. Let alone Jamie fetching him a chair.
"Hey guys? Why is it so qui-" Hector took a big sniff, smelling the familiar cat. He froze. Jamie pulled out her metal box before announcing;
"Gumball is in our Club, now before you jump to conclusions, I mean he's REALLY in our club, no games." Jamie glared. Tobias and Banana Joe were rather confused, they were cool with Gumball but they knew he was a total moron. Rocky was only in this club for one reason, he wasn't much of a jerk but hanging out with the cool kids makes up for his lost years of being picked on by them, that and he hated the school system. Tina Rex was a bully so of course she'd be in the Raid Club, why however Jamie escorted him to this club made her brain shut off.
"Okay raid club first thing first is to see if gumball is raid club material meaning it's time for a test" Jamie announced.
"what kind of test?" Gumball asked.
"just a little Planck were going to pull on Mr. small" Jamie explained.
4:05 AM
Mr. small was in his anger management club talking to some of the students there on how to meet their anger when he heard something.
"I swear that small is so fired when I get my hands on him" said a voice sounded just like principal Brown's which got small in a tizzy.
"fired? Wait principal Brown Sir?" Mr. small shouted as he ran out of the club to try and talk principal Brown but as soon as he got out realize that there was no one their assumed principle Brown went down the stairs and followed after him .
"okay here he comes" gumball said as he Jamie prepared to trip Mr. small.
Mr. small was desperately running down the hallway when it happen.
"okay now" gumball said and him and Jamie pulled the rope and trip to Mr. small who went tumbling down the stairs.
the next thing Mr. small knew he was falling down the stairs and as soon as he reached the bottom went unconscious.
"He's unconscious! GO GO GO!" Gumball yelled as the rest of the raid club got ready for their plan.
The raid club went into Mr. Small's office and were greeted by the anger management club.
"Hey, it's about time" One of the kids from the anger management club said.
They all got ready for their big plan…To trash Mr. Small's office. Jamie had ordered juke to turn on the fountain and close the windows
"Okay everyone has done good but now we needed to get out of here or will drown" Jamie said and ordered everyone out of the room
as they left they spotted Mr. small coming back from his trip and giggled a little at what they did to him and what's going to happen to him when he opens the door to the anger management club.
"Damn what the hell was that" Mr. small said as he rubbed his head from the tumble he took and walked back to the club to make sure they haven't killed each other yet while he was gone.
As Mr. small opened the door he was greeted with the site of the room and flooded.
"What the hell" was all Mr. small could muster up to say because as soon as he opened the door all the water from the flooded room just burst out of the room and right into his face. The water flooded the hallways and slowly drifted Mr. small down the stairs again.
"Excellent" Jamie said as her and the raid club is leapt with joy at what just happened. I is they were done with their happy moment they went on to finish the job and reentered Mr. smalls office.
"Okay everyone now that we flooded Mr. small's office along with the school hallways it's now time to finish the job, and by face job I mean completely trash Mr. small's office" Jamie announced as her and the rest of the raid club and anger management club began completely destroying Mr. small's office.
As everyone was destroying Mr. small's office Jamie grabbed a globe and handed it to gumball.
"Gumball you know what to do" Jamie said handing gumball globe.
"Right" gumball said to Jamie as he took the globe and got ready to throw it at Mr. small's diploma. He took a stance, held the ball up high and "said take this to you shitty excuse for a counselor" and threw the ball at Mr. small's diploma breaking the glass frame and making it fall off the wall.
Everyone cheered at what gumball just did. GUMBALL! GUMBALL! GUMBALL! GUMBALL! They all chanted and lifted him up and walked through the halls chanting his name over and over again.
Anaïs was in the intelligent People's club working on some formulas when she along with the rest of the club heard a chant.
GUMBALL! GUMBALL! GUMBALL! GUMBALL!
"What is that?" Asked Anaïs hearing the chanting of her brother's name, when all of a sudden she heard a yell.
"Alright you kids that's enough now get out of here before you view all detention" shouted principal Brown coming out of his office very annoyed with the chanting.
The raid club are back in their room talk about the prank they just pulled.
"Ha ha Ha, that was so funny did you see the looks on Mr. small's face when we tripped him and flooded his office?" Jamie asked giggling a little.
"Ha ha yeah that was priceless" gumball responded giggling a little at the thought himself.
"okay I think its only fair that we tell gumball about what the raid club is about and why we do what we do" Jamie said looking around and saw everyone nodded in agreement
"okay you see gumball three years ago there was this student who went to Elmore and he was sort of the problem student, I mean he wasn't a problem for the students but a problem for the teachers mostly principal Brown. You see principal Brown didn't like this student because he wouldn't follow a few of the schools foolish and ridiculous guidelines, so he and Mr. small decided to put false evidence against him so they could expel him from school and sadly it worked."
"Whoa is that really true Jamie?" Gumball asked surprised
"yes and I'm afraid gets worse, you see after he was expelled the kid tried to apply for readmission into the school but principal Brown and Mr. small wouldn't let him. However there were a few students who supported the kids cause and were very angry about what Brown of Mr. small did, and so in order to teach them a lesson they decided to form a club so they could go around secretly causing mayhem to the school and thus the raid club was born" Jamie finished
"so that's how the raid club was born?" Gumball asked even more surprised than before
"yes and ever since then the raid club has taken in people that were wronged by the school and helping them get back at the school, and turning the people who were wrongees in to the wrongeers
"wow that's sad" gumball said feeling a little pity
"yes it is and we didn't think we should tell you the story until after you complete the tests but we figured since you complete test one so perfectly that we tell you the rest before test two" Jamie said
"okay I get that but one question, what is test two" gumball asked a little confused
"test two won't be taking place until later tonight during the school radio show" Jamie explained.
(15-20 minutes later on the roof)
Gumball and Jamie were on the roof think about everything that happened so far, but then Jamie pulled out a clear plastic bag filled with a white powdery substance.
"What's that?" Gumball asked pointing to the bag.
"It's a bag, stupid" Jamie rudely said.
"I mean whats in the bag" gumball said annoyed.
"Oh, well its cocaine" Jamie said without shame.
"Cocaine, Really?" gumball asked.
"Yup" Jamie said as she sniffed some of the cocaine.
"Can I have some?" gumball asked.
"Uh, excuse me?" Jamie asked confused.
"You heard me" gumball said holding his hand out for Jamie to give him some cocaine.
"Gumball you should know that cocaine isn't good for you" Jamie said trying to convince gumball not to want the cocaine.
"Then why do you use it?" gumball asked sarcastically.
"Because I have to" Jamie said a little annoyed.
"Well so do I" gumball said growing impatient.
"Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you" Jamie said pouring some of the cocaine from the bag into gumballs hand.
"Thanks" gumball said then sniffed the cocaine.
"Whoa" gumball said after feeling the effect of the cocaine.
"So do you like it?" Jamie asked sarcastically already knowing the answer.
"Yes I did" gumball said still feeling the effect of the cocaine.
"Good, then lets go, we have to plan for tonight" Jamie said as she got up and started walking.
"Okay, I'm coming" gumball said following Jamie.
-later that night-
Anais along with the rest of the show crew were preparing for the school radio show.
"okay here it goes my first radio show" anais said with excitement.
Little did she know that just as she was preparing for the show so were the raid club
"okay guys ready?" Jamie asked putting the finishing touches on everything.
"Almost" said carrie making sure everything was perfect.
"I hope this goes perfectly, i skipped my detention for this" gumball said a little nervous.
"It will, trust me" Jamie said reassuring gumball.
-At the Watterson house-
Richard and Nicole were getting ready to listen to Anaïs's first broad cast.
"Oh I hope Anaïs does all right" Nicole said a little worried.
"Don't worry I'm sure shall do fine" Richard said.
"I hope so" Nicole said looking around her room before realizing gumball wasn't there.
"Where's gumball?" Nicole asked a little worried that he was probably off causing trouble.
"He's probably still at the school, maybe he found a club to join" Richard said excitingly.
"Oh well that will be good" Nicole said also think about how if gumball wasn't in the club when he got home she was going to have him do a lot of extra chores.
-Back at the school-
everyone in the radio booth were now ready for the show.
"Okay guys let's start the show" Anaïs said beginning the broadcast.
Everyone in the raid club were ready.
"Okay let's do this" Jamie said about to put the plan into action.
The microphone was on and Anaïs begun.
"hello everyone I'm anais Watterson and will be hosting the school broadcast tonight. I will be telling you all about the school and we have a line open for any questions you need to ask" anais said preparing to read the news.
"okay first off we have some news that the swimming pool of our school was set on fire and vandalized" anais said.
"okay now" Jamie said motioning to gumball who turned on his microphone.
"Here is my question, why do hot dogs come in packs of ten when hot dog buns come in packs of eight?" Gumball said in his masked voice.
"huh what?" Anaïs asked curiously.
"I mean if they're going to give us packages of 10 hotdogs they should give us packages of 10 hot dog buns" gumball said still in his masked voice.
The raid club were trying very hard to hold in their laughter but couldn't considering this was the best prank they ever pulled and weren't done yet because they were going to do this all through the radio show.
-One hour later-
Everyone who stayed after school were no loading the bus to go home. The raid club were especially happy with them selfs, the managed to destroy office, flooded the hallways and ruin part of anais's radio show.
"Man, that was so worth skipping my detention, thanks Jamie" gumball said thanking Jamie.
"The pleasure was all mine" Jamie said smiling evilly as her and gumball sat together on the ride home.
-20 minutes later-
The bus dropped the Watterson kids off at there house and left.
As soon as the three Watterson kids got home they were greeted by their mother.
"Oh I am so proud of you Anaïs" Nicole said patting her on the head.
"Oh and gumball have you found a club yet?" Asked Nicole.
"Yes I did" gumball said not really caring.
"Okay well good sweetie" Nicole said happily patting gumball on the head.
-A few minutes later-
the whole family was eating at the dinner table in the mood was rather stale. Nicole could see that her kids were obviously distant towards one another and decided to break the ice.
"Gumball do you know why we're having these burgers for dinner?" Nicole asked.
"no, why?" Gumball responded.
"To celebrate Anaïs's radio show" Nicole said.
"Oh yeah" gumball said not really caring.
"Yes her radio show, you did listen to it right?" Nicole asked.
Gumball didn't know how to respond. He was still angry his sister, and didn't like the fact that she was acting so arrogant. So he decided to take her down a peg.
Gumball with his burger finished decided to take his plea to the kitchen and said "Yeah I listen to it, until I got bored and turned it off" gumball said satisfied.
"What did you just say?" Nicole asked furiously.
"huh I said I got bored and turned it off" gumball repeated a little scared realizing who he was mouthing off to.
Nicole was now furious and could not contain our anger. She picked up the wooden spoon and headed towards gumball unable to control her actions. This had gumball so scared that he dropped his plate and start walking backwards towards the wall. Gumball now had his back up against the wall and his mother was still coming after him and now after she was only a few feet away from him raise the wooden spoon and was about to smack gumball with it. This had gumball scared and decided he had only one way out.
"Okay I was just joking" gumball said scared.
"SMACK"
the next thing gumball knew he was directly under the spoon. It seems that his mom redirected the spoon to the wall above his head at the last second, causing it to break.
"What did you just say?" Nicole asked furiously.
"I was just kidding" gumball said a little scared now.
Nicole had to regain her composure before she did anything else. Of course assumes this happened, Richard went right up stairs so he wouldn't be a part of this.
"Apologize to your sister" Nicole said still little angry.
Gumball did as he was told and apologized to his sister.
"Anaïs I'm sorry" gumball said a little scared.
"Apology not accepted" Anaïs said a little angry and walked away from the dinner table. Gumball rush to her and tried to talk to her but she wouldn't listen, and then grabbed her trying to keep her from escaping and she told him to let her go, which made gumball angry and he pushed her down.
Gumball felt his moms hand on his shoulder. His mom soon turned him around and smacked him, hard.
"SMACK"
Gumball was now on the floor crying a little and rubbing his bruised cheek.
Nicole saw what she had done and was shocked.
"Oh my god, gumball I'm sorry" Nicole said shocked at the she did.
Nicole tried to comfort her son but gumball wouldn't have it. Nicole knew she was wrong to hit gumball, but she was still his mother so she still had to discipline him.
"Gumball go upstairs and back 2 days worth of clothes and any of your toys, you're going to spend the weekend with granny JoJo" Nicole said motioning gumball to go to his room and pack while she called JoJo.
Gumball heart broken did what he was told to and packed two days worth of clothes. He then sought out of his room window that his grandmother was now here, and went downstairs to leave.
As gumball was about to leave his mother turned around and said "gumball in doing this because I love you"
"oh yeah sure slapping me like that, having never listened whatever I have to say, choosing favorites… Oh yeah you guys love me a lot"
"that's it young men get out and don't come back until you learn to have so respect for your family. Nicole said angry has gumball left.
While on there way to JoJo's, they stopped at a gas station to fuel up on gas. While there gumball decided to go in and buy himself a little snack.
"hey there larry" gumball said.
"Hey there kid how is it going?" Larry asked.
"not so good" gumball said.
"yeah I see you look like you were through hell" larry said as he hand gumball a hot chocolate.
"what is this" gumball asked.
"Hot chocolate on the house" Larry said with a smile.
"Wow thanks" gumball said sipping his hot chocolate.
As soon as they were done granny JoJo and gumball left to JoJo's house.
As soon as gumball and jojo pulled up to the house, gumball then went inside and settled all of his things down.
"Hey granny jojo, do you have a computer?" gumball asked.
"I have a laptop, but its from 1999, so it might be a little slow" jojo said showing gumball to the laptop.
"Thanks" gumball said then opened the laptop and started it up.
"No problem. Well, I'm going to bed" Jojo said then before going to bed, kissed gumball on his bruised cheek hoping to make it feel a little better.
"i hope that made you fell better" Jojo said after a minute of kissing gumballs cheek, then she headed of to bed.
After a few minutes, gumball finally got the laptop working and was now on Elmorebook, telling people what his family did to him.
"Well that should teach my so called family to screw with me" gumball said then went to his friend list to unfriend Darwin, Anais, Richard, and Nicole.
"Surprised that mom had time to make an Elmorebook account" gumball said then after finishing making his family look like monsters shut down the laptop, closed it, and went prepare the couch for bed.
After the couch was prepared, gumball tucked himself in and drifted off to sleep.
-the next morning-
Gumball woke up and noticed is grandma left him MCDONALD'S for breakfast and some money for lunch as well as a note that said jojo had a lot of errands to do today and she would be gone from 10 AM to 1 AM. After gumball was done eating his breakfast he got up, got ready and went to the Park.
-The Watterson house-
the whole family was eating breakfast when Richard noticed some thing, gumball wasn't there.
"So where's gumball" Richard asked.
"He was sent to his grandmothers for bad behavior" Nicole said.
"Oh okay" Richard said a little weird-ed out.
"Hey I just thought of something" Anais said.
"What?" Darwin asked.
"Well what if gumball chooses not to go to school on Monday, because he couldn't take his punishment?" Anais said.
"If he even thinks so much as skipping school then I'll just drag him to school by his tail if I have to" Nicole said sounding serious.
"Okay well what if when gets to school, he tells everybody what we did to him and fudges it to make us sound like the bad guys?" Anais asked a little worried.
"Well he'd better not even dream of doing that, or he'll do double chores for a month" Nicole said then kissed her kids on the fore head, and kissed Richard on the cheek before leaving for work.
"okay well I'm off to work" Nicole said leaving to go to work.
-The Park-
after a long walk gumball finally made it to the Park and was greeted by the rest of the raid club.
"Hey there everyone" gumball said.
"Hey gumball, how are you?" Tobias asked.
"Fine, why?" gumball asked.
"We read on Elmorebook about what happened to you" Tobias answered with sympathy in his voice.
"Oh, right" gumball said remembering what he wrote on Elmorebook.
"Sorry about what happened to you" Tobias said sincerely.
"Yeah thanks man" gumball said still sad.
"Well let's not let this ruin the day for him, but to have some fun" Jamie said trying to perk gumball up.
"Thanks you guys" gumball said now a little more happy.
A few hours passed and the raid club were having the time of their lives, we tell gumball noticed that Jamie was nowhere to be found.
I searched all over the park for hours until he finally found her doing crack.
"Jamie?" Gumball said in shock.
"Oh hey gumball" Jamie said as she turned around in shock to see gumball there.
"Are you doing cocaine?" Gumball asked Jamie.
"Yes I am" Jamie said really not caring.
"Can I have some?" Gumball asked.
"So you still want to do cocaine?" Jamie asked.
"Yes more then ever" gumball said holding out his hand.
"Fine" Jamie said about to give gumball some cocaine but stopped.
"You know what, here" Jamie said giving gumball the entire bag.
"Your giving me the entire bag?" gumball asked confused.
"Yup, incase you need more cocaine, you don't need to ask me" Jamie explained.
"But what about you?" gumball asked.
"I have a lot more bags of the stuff at home" Jamie further explained.
"Thanks" gumball said then sniffed some of the cocaine.
"Oh yeah, that's good stuff" gumball said.
Jamie giggled at the comment.
