Before He Eats
This is a song that my friend and I made up. It is sang to the tune of "Before he Cheats" by Carrie Underwood. ('cause personally I think that there are too many songfics for that song, but that's just me. Of course if I wrote up a petition………..)
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Right now, he's probably slow dancin' with a BBQ bag,
And he's probably getting' hungry
Right now he's probably buyin' him some sour cream chips,
Cause' he's gonna want seconds
Right now he's probably up behind it with some chip dip,
Showin' it all the little onions
Oh and he don't know,
That I dug my fork into the side
Of his pretty little supped mini fridge
Carved my name into his vegetables
Took a really big steak knife to the little light
Slashed a hole in all them cans,
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats
Right now, his stomach's probably growlin'
At the thought of eatin' all them potato chips
Right now they're probably sayin' eat me
And he's a-thinkin' that it's gonna be tasty
Right now he's probably dippin' them in three dollars worth
Of that store bought dressing
Oh and he don't know
That I dug my fork into the side
Of his pretty little supped up mini fridge
Carved my name into his vegetables
Took a really big steak knife to the little knife
Slashed a hole in all them cans
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats
Might have saved a little trouble for the next snack
Oh but the next time that he eats, it won't be sour cream
Oh no sour cream
'Cause I dug my fork into the side
Of his pretty little supped up mini fridge
Carved my name into his vegetables
Took a really big steak knife to the little light
Slashed a hole in all them cans
Maybe next time he'll think before he eats
Oh before he eats
Choji opened up his firidge and pulled out a carrot. He squinted to see something carved into it, INO, it said. Picking up the phone Choji dialed Ino's number, when she picked up he asked one question, "Ino why is your name carved into my carrot?"
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There will be a songfic for this, not soon mind you. (it might be up already while you are reading this who knows XD) Also the songfic will be authored by Sunnyplace123 this is because we came up with the idea together, I get to post the song, she gets to post the fic. ;p Reviews please!
