Mein gott! Why do people have to be so unawesome! I slammed my door in front of my 'adoring, lovable' mothers face. How could she do this to us? she knows fully well that i hate that piece of Scheiße so why does she have to go and marry him! Urgh! The world just fucking hates me!
I lay on my bed for hours just waiting for sleep to take me. Sure it was technically only 6pm in Berlin but hey i need a distraction right now. My brother is the only thing keeping me here right now; he needs someone to stick up for him. You'd think that being annoyingly tall and never smiling would scare off all the assholes in the area but no. We live in Berlin so there are assholes that are just as big as him so, being his big brother, I have to step in and whoop their sorry esel! Being an albino has it's uses sometimes especially when some religious asshole picks on your lil' bro and then a red eyed pale looking form comes at you. See? Red eyes are awesome!
Ludwig kept on tapping on the door lightly every 5 minutes or so. But I ignored it. He eventually gave up and went to his room to do extra work. Why can't I be like him? So calm and collected all the time. I remember when we were little, still living in England, and it was just me and him because Muti and Vati were out having a 'romantic' dinner and the babysitter had already ran off. There was thunder and lightning so Luddy came into my room,
"Bruder I'm scared,"
"Don't worry Luddy, it's just a little bit of energy and that won't hurt you."
My little brother was so cute back then, of course so was I. My awesome speech had no effect on him. I would've added that unless you were under a tree or got directly struck by the lightning in which case you'd be a fried potato but I decided against it.
"How about a story of the awesome Teutonic knights and their bravery huh?"
He just nodded his tiny little blonde head. He looks more like mum than me. Well I don't exactly look like dad either but then again I have my awesome red eyes and pure white hair so…
I always told him those stories of brave knights facing dragons, evil kings and basically anything that could be slain or overthrown. He always went straight to sleep afterwards but would then bug me for a sequel the next day.
Those days were gone now. Mum and Dad had a divorce and mum forced us to go live in Berlin. Not that I don't like it here , I love living in our capital but mum started dating this douche bag and now she's gone and got herself engaged to him. I never liked him in the first place. He was always trying to be nice to Ludwig but me, oh no. just because I look like the spawn of Satan, I get special treatment. Not in a good way.
Sleep finally took me to a better place where we still lived in England with friends surrounding me like Francis, Antonio and of course Lizzie and Roddy. My only real friend here is a boy named Matthias and he moves around a lot. Anyways back to the awesome dream, dad was hugging mum and grandpa Legolas (as I love to call him) was sat in his chair telling us one of his war stories. We never saw dad after we left for Berlin, no one has. Grandpa would always make sure I could understand stuff like science since dad was a major physicist and I was clever enough to understand all of what the teacher spent 3 lessons talking over. I only ever needed one. I topped all my useful classes like maths, science, English, German (at home), art… the only ones I sucked at were music and PSHCE (no one cares though) and that was because I couldn't play my flute. Grandpa always made sure I could play an instrument. In fact Grandpa was the only person who gave a damn about me at times, he said he would always be there for me and Luddy but he still lives in England. Wait a second , he still lives in England!
I ran from my bed when I woke up and rushed into Ludwig's room and poked him awake.
"Urgh what is it bruder?"
"I have thought of an awesome plan to get us out of this but I need to make a call first."
"Ja, ja just let me sleep."
One phone call coming up and I'm going to use the unawesome douche bag's phone!
….….Time skip….….
Once I had Legolas on board I packed my things and got Ludwig's stuff together then woke him up to go catch the plane.
"We are really doing zhis?"
I nodded and went to get some money from the emergency fund. Mum fund me
"What are you doing Gilbert? Where are your things and your brother?"
"Well I'm not living here anymore and I'm taking Ludwig with me!"
"you can't!"
"Actually you and dad made him our guardian in times of need and this is definitely one of those times so ,mother, all I have t say is auf wiedersehen and fick dich!"
With that I left for the airport with my brother in tow. England I'm coming back!
Translations:
Mein gott- My god
Scheiße- shit
auf wiedersehen- Goodbye
fick dich- Fuck you
Phew that took a long time but hey I GOT THE PROLOGUE DONE! i may not update for a while for reasons you shalt not know! Anyway hope you enjoy!Comment/review, Vote/faviourite and with that auf wiedersehen!
