The Naivetes of Youth

By Oozaru Angel

Onichan, why does mommy have different body parts to you and me?

Onichan, why does daddy and mommy make weird sounds at night in their room?

Onichan, Trunks' daddy said it's the same thing they did to make me born. Does this mean we're getting a new sister?

Onichan, why does mommy have a but on her chest?

Onichan, how come Trunks' mommy and daddy make the same sounds ours do at night but more often?

Onichan, how come you keep sleeping over at Videl's house?

Onichan, what are we going to name our new sister?

Onichan, why do you always blush and stuff when Videl's changing clothes? You don't normally do that…

Onichan, when mommy's mad at daddy what does he mean when he winks and tells her he'll make it up to her later?

Onichan, how come when I asked uncle Krillen and uncle Yamcha they started to laugh?

Onichan, why won't anyone answer my questions? They just laugh!

Onichan, I heard the same noises I heard from mommy and daddy's room coming from your room one night when Videl was over. What was going on? Were you playing a game?

Onichan, some of the noises are moans… Does that mean the game hurts? Were you sparring?

Onichan, I asked daddy that. He said I'd find out when I'm older. But I wanna find out NOW!

Onichan… Where do babies come from?

Goten talking to Gohan about mommies and daddies.