Chapter 1

'Curse my tiny bladder, I'm missing so much important information right now' Edd thought as he thoroughly scrubbed his hands. He had sworn never to miss a lesson by having to use the schools restrooms. Not only because he was missing out on notes, but also because they were utterly filthy. High school students were not the cleanest, especially not high school boys.

Edd dried his hands with a paper towel and did everything he could to not contaminate them while leaving the restroom. On his way back to class he ran into the one person he would never want to encounter. His childhood bully, Kevin.

"Where do you think you're going Double Dweeb?" Kevin said with a wicked grin.

"W-well, I-I-I w-was just u-using t-the facilities a-and going b-back t-to class." Edd said nervously.

"Oh? Before giving me the homework you were supposed to be doing for my math class?' Kevin said.

"Well, Kevin I have your homework, but you see it is in my locker which you are blocking the way to." Edd said with a shaky voice.

Kevin allowed Edd to pass and walked with him to his locker. Shaking with fear, it took Edd five tries before he could get his combination right and get the locker open. After giving Kevin his math work, Edd scurried back to class, where he was able to get the last notes of today's lesson.

The bell rang, signally the end of that class period and students piled out of the classrooms and into the halls. Edd headed back to his locker to obtain his Physics textbook.

"Double Dee!" Edd heard a familiar voice shout down the hallway at him.

He turned to see a smiling Ed running towards him. When the almost 6' tall Ed reached him, the boy grabbed Double Dee in a big bear hug, almost squeezing the life from him.

"Greetings Ed, where is Eddy today?" Edd questioned, noticing the shortest of the group's absence.

"Eddy told Ed that he would be staying home to work on a scam!' The simple Ed responded.

In all their years of friendship, Eddy had never once stopping trying to make a quick buck. He had advanced to dealing drugs, or as one would think. Eddy came up with a devious plan to sell fake drugs to the kids of Peach Creek High.

"Oh dear, I do hope Eddy doesn't get in trouble." With that said the bell rang signaling the start of the next class period. Edd said farewell to Ed and hurried to Physics. Oh how Edd loved Physics! It was just the right amount of math and science in one interesting class. The only thing Edd dreaded about this class was that he shared it with Kevin and his best friend Nat.

"Hey mister smarty pants, what's my cutie booty up to today?" Nat said as Edd took his seat.

"Please refrain from such ludicrous comments Nathan. And I am doing well. How do you fair today?" Edd responded.

"How do I fair? Uhhh Double Dee why can't you just say 'What's up?' instead?" Nat questioned.

"I was brought up in a proper household where grammar is of the utmost importance! But, if I must, what is up?" Edd said as sarcastically as he could.

"Hey dork, quick the chit chat, I need your help again." Kevin interrupted. "And if you refuse I'll be sure to give you a beating you'll never forget." He threatened.