The Chicken and The Wolf.
AN: This is based off the episode 11: Hunger Pangs
One night, Henry was hanging with his fiancé, Charlotte. She had just laid some eggs. Soon, they would hatch, and Henry and Charlotte would be proud parents. He was excited for what the future would bring. More importantly, he was excited for what the baby shower would bring. He was expecting all his friends and extended family to turn up with gifts galore. Hopefully, he'd get worms.
He got lost in daydreaming when he heard some chirping and turned around and saw his brother, Harry. He popped down a mouthful of worms.
"Here's your gift brother"
"Thanks, Haz" replied Henry. Worms! Just what he wanted.
Henry, Charlotte and Harry started to talk about potential baby names when suddenly there was some howls followed by a CRASH! The chickens stopped their frolicking. What was it?
"Let's go investigate" said Harry.
"I'd rather not" replied Henry
"What, are you chicken?" Retorted Harry
"Literally, yes. Metaphorically, no. I'd rather get my babies and Charlotte to safety"
"Ok brother." Harry nodded. "Let us part ways"
"Godspeed" replied Henry.
Henry and Charlotte ran with the eggs tucked under their wings as fast as their spindly chicken legs would take them, while Harry took off in the direction of the howls. They found a quiet place where Charlotte slept and Henry took the first watch. As he protected his eggs, he heard Henry's distant voice cry for help, followed by more crashes and howling. Then suddenly, silence. A tear fell down Henry's feathered face. He would never see Harry again. He stared into the night, unable to sleep.
Morning grew some time later. He was not sure how long it took because there was no way of recording time. If only somebody would invent a pendulum...
As the sun rose, Henry decided to go for a walk and clear his head and mourn his brother. He gave Charlotte an affectionate cluck, and waddled away.
As henry walked through Atlantis, the wind rustled through his feathers. He felt free for the first time since last night. He sighed and tasted the crisp air as another tear fell down his face. He walked to the chicken pen that he normally lived in, and that's where he saw Henry, motionless on the ground next to a naked man - well, almost naked. He was wearing a stupid necklace. Had this man killed his brother? He was afterall covered in dirt and blood. The man started to stir. Henry was about to run away in fear. The man looked down and saw he was naked.
Before Henry could run, the man grabbed him and shoved him in front of him privates.
"No homo" whispered the man. "I'm borrowing you to protect my modesty"
What was he doing? This is not cool! I may be a cockerel, but I don't belong on your cock, thought Henry. Let me go!
He started flapping wildly, but the man held his grip. He could feel the man flap against his chickeny behind. That's when Henry broke the sacred vow. The vow all animals must take: don't let humans know you can talk.
"C-c-cock a doodle DONT! Senpai~*"
The man stopped running with the chicken penis barrier. He held Henry to his face, and spoke while looking him in the eye
"Dafuq. Did you just speak?" Henry took the moment of confusion in his stride. He pecked man on the nose.
"Ouch!" He dropped Henry and rubbed his nose. Wasting no time, Henry hurried away, turning back to The man and saying,
"u havin a gigl there m8. I'll bash u fukkin he'd in ah sware on me mum. Yolo swag"
As he turned the corner to run back to his fiancé and babies, he heard the man dumbfounded,
"What is this I don't even-"'
The end.
