This is just a fan fiction idea I thought of off the top of my head, I have really only thought of the first meetings and I am not sure how long this story will be. Could be a few chapters, could be more. Please leave me lots of reviews so that I feel motivated to continue.
The light shines bright over London, Big Ben strikes 8:00 and on Paternoster row there is a creature sleeping. A green skinned lizard woman is resting on top of a smaller human woman with her face planted in the pillow, while her claws scratch at the bedsheets. The other woman has her arms wrapped around the Silurians waist with a grin across her sleeping face. Then the door slams open and they wake up as the short "potato" man enters the room.
"Mams I have urgent news about the safety of this establishment."
"Ugh Strax, did you find another squirrel in the tree again?"
"Unknown individuals have taken residence in the living quarters next door, now they are sending "letters of welcome" in a feeble attempt to lewer us out of the safety of our fort into a ambush."
"Strax, they is probably just our new neighbors the house next door has been on sale for months."
"Jenny is right Strax, now go prepare our meals we must meet our new neighbors. They obviously want to meet with us so she shouldn't keep them waiting."
"Wait ma'am, they might be a bit weirded out by the woman in the veil and the potato dwarf."
"How dare you boy! I am a noble Sontaran warrior, but if you insist on walking into enemy territory I recommend you arm yourself with scissor grenades, limbo vapor and triple blast brain-splitters."
"Why?"
"Just in general, you never know what humans are hiding in all their compartments"
The two women stare at Strax for a few seconds in confusion, still trying to wonder how he could be so messed up. Then Vastra speaks.
"Now Jenny, if they are going to live next to us then they must accept us, but for now you are right. You will go over and greet our new neighbors. You will introduce yourself as my maid and invite them over for dinner tonight. You should also tell them that I have a skin condition while Strax has deformities as to draw away any questions of our humanity."
"But neither of you are human ma'am?"
"I most certainly am not human-scum."
"Yes but these people may not be as open minded as some of our close friends and the last thing we need is complaints about us. Now don't worry dear, everything is going to be alright."
Jenny walks over to the building next door while carrying a basket in her hands filled with flowers and chocolates. She walks up to the big blue house and knocks on the door. She smiles greatly holding the welcome basket in her hands. Just then a man opens the door, a very hefty man with brown hair and a thin mustache, he looks at the woman at the door in shock. Jenny gets a good look at him, suddenly her smile turns into a look of shock and drops the basket to the floor. The contents spill onto the floor but Jenny is too surprised to notice, just then another woman approaches the man in the door from inside the house then turns to Jenny with a look of confusion.
"Jenny!?"
"Ello Mum." Jenny said in a squeaky voice, having not seen her parents since they ostracised her so long ago for her "prefixes in companionship."
"Don't "Ello mum" me young lady, I thought we made it clear that you weren't welcome in this family anymore. Get out before I call the cops."
"Now Margarette, don't be too harsh on the girl. But Jenny what are you doing here? How did you even find us?"
"I work as a maid for Madame Vastra, she lives next door, she sent me over here to "greet our new neighbors" and invite them for dinner." Jenny said again in another squeaky voice.
"What!? Ugh I told you we should have chosen a different residence Jonathan, pack our bags!"
"Margarette be reasonable we have already spent our last penny on this house and even selling it would prove to be a hastle. Jenny tell Miss Vastra.."
"Madame Vastra"
"...Madame Vastra that we will consider meeting with her but we need to get situated."
"I will go inform her. See you later."
Jenny walked away thinking Oh-no Oh-no Oh-no Oh-no as she walked back to her house. Hoping, begging that this was just some nightmare, that she would wake up any moment in Vastra's arms telling her to sleep while gently kissing her forehead. But she was awake, and her Mistress was about to meet her parents.
"Jonathan, I have not seen that girl since we caught her with that whore in that alley and we swore we would never see her again."
"I know, I know but we have already spent enough money on this house and we can't afford to move. We are just going to have to deal with the fact that our estranged daughter will be our neighbor, and besides we have a responsibility."
"What do you mean?"
"I have heard of this Madame Vastra, she is Scotland Yard's best detective, obviously she is unaware that a homosexual woman is handling her laundry."
"Are you saying we should get Jenny fired?"
"I am saying that a well respected Lady like that needs to know the truth. And whatever happens. Happens."
