Biology Is A Lie
By AnimeDutchess
A/N: Whoo! 'Nother oneshot, and so soon! Believe me, the muse is liking me tonight!
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Disclaimer: I own didily squat, as long as you don't count my defiance of basic biology. A friend of mine actually owns the Scizor-Butterfree situation, 'cause it really happened to her once on her copy of G/S/C/whatever it was...
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"Dammit, Gary, stop saying that!"
Gary grinned mischeviously. "Saying what, Ash? That you have a sweet ass?" The younger boy pouted at his words. "Because that's undeniably true..." He took a step towards his lover, swooping him up in a warm hug. Ash tensed slightly, but relaxed against Gary, hugging him back.
"I don't mind that you say that," He muttered softly, blushing slightly. "It's that other thing that got on my nerves..." He hugged the older boy tighter. "What is your obsession with me having your children? It's biologically impossible." Gary sighed at this, running a hand through Ash's hair.
"It's happened in the Pokemon world, Ashy..." He responded, sorting out his thoughts. "Male Seadra and Kingdra carry their fertalized eggs in their stomach pouches until they're developed enough to survive..." Ash huffed, pulling slightly away from the auburn-haired researcher.
"Yeah, but they had to mate with a female for that to work out. No two male Pokemon have ever had an egg together."
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"...Gary?" Ash blinked, his copper eyes wide and innocent. Gary bit his lip and tried to hold back a blush; this boy was entirely too cute for his own good, and yet...
He had to tell him. No matter how strange and embarassing it was, he had to tell him.
"Actually...you could be wrong..."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"I mean..." Gary rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Remember my Scizor?" Ash nodded. "Well, it's male, and one day, I left it with my male Butterfree in that Daycare back in Johto..." He sweat-dropped. "I came back after a few weeks, and the old woman told me that they produced an egg...I took it, and it hatched into a Scyther." Ash looked at him with wide eyes.
"Whoa...you're not pulling my leg, are you?"
"Not at all." He sighed. "It was kind of a shock. I mean...not only do I have two gay Pokemon, but they produced an egg. That shouldn't have happened." He smiled. "So, that's why I say 'screw biology'. It's just a lie, anyway, right? I mean, that proved it." His eyes had a far-away look to them as his thoughts and theories kept coming. "And if it could happen once, who says it can't happen again? Or hasn't already happened before? Among everything else, I'd love to figure out why it happened." Ash sighed.
"Well, that is interesting..." He looked his lover square in the eye. "But I don't think that just because it can happen to Pokemon, it can happen to humans, too." It was Gary's turn to sigh, shaking his head in a slightly sad way.
"My dear Ashy-boy...you shouldn't be so pessemistic. Biology's a lie, end of story." And with that, he leaned in, catching the raven-haired boy's lips with his own.
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A/N: Biology is a lie, mwahahaha! XD Well, at least in Pokemon. Anyway, I know that was random, but I really wanted to incorporate my friend's experience with game glitches and my own pro-mpreg craziness...
Because when boys get knocked up, you're basically flipping biology the bird. XD Review meh! Ja Ne! - AnimeDutchess
