Ten Bucks Says Ron Dies
By Spectra16 (I put my money on Ron.)
A/N: Before I start performing these songs, I'm pretty sure that the seventh Harry Potter book will be out and we'll already know the ending to the series. But after being on for years, I've come to realize that anything is possible. And here's my song that is dedicated to all of the Harry Potter book seven conspiracy theorists.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. The song is ska. Which is a completely weird choice for a song about Harry Potter. And the song is being sung to J.K. Rowling, if you couldn't guess.
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Ten Bucks Says Ron Dies
Verse 1
Will Hermione marry Harry?
Or will Ron and her get it on?
I don't care so long as the other fan girls get it wrong.
Will Draco get a life?
Will Snapey have a wife?
And why is my Dark Mark still burning?
So read with me
And then we'll see
Who really dies in the end.
Chorus
Ten bucks says Ron dies.
I don't care how or when he does.
Voldemort's going too.
Cuz' the Prophecy said he would.
Ten bucks says Ron dies.
Book seven is finally the end.
Luckily for you
Because after book seven we are through.
Verse 2
Book one through book four
Were pretty fucking awesome.
But book six was pretty boring,
And in book five, Harry was pretty annoying.
I liked three the best because of
The werewolves and the witches,
There was something similar to that in five,
And think her name was Dolores.
Bridge
I remember staying up late at night,
Reading about the sorcery.
I really wanted some Bertie Bots
Till I tasted the sardine.
Chorus
Ten bucks says Ron dies.
I don't care how or when he does.
Voldemort's going too.
Cuz' the Prophecy said he would.
Ten bucks says Ron dies.
Rowling always kills the comic relief.
Will Harry die a martyr?
J.K., you gotta try a little harder.
Verse 3
We're all waiting on you.
We all want to be real shocked.
I hope there's no stupid cliché ending.
But if there is,
I guess I'll have to forgive.
You'll no longer be my favorite writing wizard whiz.
I don't hope Ron dies.
But if he does I get ten dollars.
And then Harry won't have to die a martyr.
