Disclaimer: I don't own the shows mentioned and the characters. Plus, this is also written by my brother and edited (sort of) by me.
Apology for Anime Savers Society (ASS for short)
A/N: If you read "Anime Savers Society (ASS for short)" and flamed it, this is the apology for it. No offense to Avatar, Kappa Mikey, etc. fans. This contains a very short story which follows up to the apology. This is then followed by alternative endings for the story. By the way, I'm summer-loven-2's brother. You know the boy who "needs some SERIOUS help." My false name is JR in the story.
(The story begins with JR waiting for his bus. It's a dark and rainy mourning with some fog and lightning.)
JR: Hope I don't get hit by lightning. (Lightning hits the stop sign next to him.) Oh Crap! That was close! (A few minutes later he heard footsteps behind him.) What the hell?! (He turned around and saw nobody there. Then he turned back around and saw a guy wearing a blue and white mask.) DAHHH! Hey, it's Prince Zuko.
Zuko: Shut up! (He hits JR in the head and JR fell unconscious.) Asshole! (He drag him to a car near them and the bus came by when they drove away.)
(JR woke up the next day in an abandoned factory somewhere.)
JR: Wha…? (He looked around the place and saw Michael Dante DiMartino (co creator of Avatar), Bryan Konietzko (creator of Avatar), Larry Schwarz (creator of Kappa Mikey), some other creators of other anime influenced cartoons, Aang, Kappa Mikey, some other main characters of Amerime cartoons, and some Avatar, Kappa Mikey, etc. fans.)
Michael DiMartino: Wow! That was a long list. OK. Anyway, you insulted our shows and we worked a long tie for them.
JR: Really, you did!
Michael: No, that was there just to make you feels bad.
JR: Well, it didn't really do a good job.
Michael: Shut up!
JR: So what are you guys going to do with me?
Larry Schwarz: We could kill you or beat the crap out of you, but Kevin Martin (FCC chairman) will either cancel our shows or turn the place into New Jersey. (It is referring to the Robot Chicken episode were the Care bears kill the Care Bears cousin and the Great Cloud keeper in the sky turns the place into New Jersey. No offense to the people who live in New Jersey.)
Aang: So we decided to for you to give us an apology and also to all of our fans in the world.
JR: And what if I don't?
Kappa Mikey: We'll force to buy 51 of the American dub of Wulin Warriors and make you watch the Naked Brothers' song "Crazy Car" music video for the rest of the month.
JR: My God, that show is horrible. I'll be bankrupted on its second episode when it will get cancelled. Also, the Naked Brothers suck balls. You won' do such a thing.
Fan #1: Oh hell, we will.
JR: (gasp)
(They forced him onto a chair in front of a camera. A fan put a shot gun to JR's head. Bryan Konietzko is next to him with handcuffs. They are ironically across the street from JR's bank. Bryan gave him a cue card to read.)
Bryan: Read this. (They turn on the camera which will be shown internationally. The title of the program is shown. InuYasha sees JR on the television while in Kagome's house.)
InuYasha: Hey Kagome, it's the bastard who made a story about me peeing on a fire hydrant in public.
Kagome: (walks up to television) Ah cool, I hope they beat the crap out of him.
(Back to the factory)
JR: (reading the cue card as if he had a gun pointed to his head) Good evening Avatar, Kappa Mikey, and other non-Japanese anime shows fans of the world. I am severela-ly sorry for my stupidity and insubordinates. I don't de-de-(the fan cocked the shot gun)serve to live, but do to the kindness of Michael DiMartino and his friends, I am spared for my life. I thank the all powerful Michael DiMartino…and friends for their kindness…
(Another fan and Michael are talking to each other.)
Fan #2: Way to make you seem so powerful, (sarcastic) all powerful Michael DiMartino.
Michael: Shut up!
(Back to JR)
JR: For I…, insert name here…
Fan # 3: Say your damn name!
JR: Oh yea JR…, apologize to all of you Avatar, Kappa Mikey, and other non-Japanese anime fans out there for the story I created and uploaded on my sister's account. It may have offended you for the mentioning of Aang, Kappa Mikey, and friends getting killed by Japanese anime, and for that I am severely sorry. Please don't kill me. This is JR, aka JoeM007, signing off.
(The apology/skit ended and the program ended. InuYasha and Kagome are in her room at the moment pissed off.)
InuYasha: What the hell! That was a big giant load of (Beep) like all his writings and fanfics. They didn't even beat the crap out of the bastard.
Kagome: I just noticed that his fly was undone.
(End)
