-1 Alright everyone I am new here so this is my first story. It was one average day for Ed Elric. He woke up did a couple of stretches put on his robe and walked out the door. He then thought ,hey!, ill go see inyuasha and see if he wants to go play poker with Sauske. When he got there he knocked on the door. But he didn't answer. He knew he was there because his shity beat up piece-o-crap car was in the drive way. So wat he did was he turned his auto mail into a sword and hit the door so hard he cracked it open……..And wat he saw next would scar him for life…… He saw,he saw Narakou and Inyuasha screwin each other hard……. So as u can probably guess ed ran to the super market and ran to the cookie aisle. Once he calmed down he put every box of cookies especially oreos in the pile he transmuted all the cookies together into one giant oreo… OF DOOOOOM!!! He then hoped on top of it and rode it to Sauskes house.. Once he got there he saw sauske doing some gardening in the back yard. Then he told him wat he saw at inyuashas house. Then sauske said that he always thought he was a crazy cyco son of a bitch but he never thought that he was that fucked up. So after they played poker they both said at the same time lets tourcher sora. When they got to soras house he was celebrating his birthday. So as u could probably guess ed and sauske bought him the most fucked up gift of all time! Arent they such sweet friends. They got him a gay male stripper/rapeist. SO when they got to his party they brought a huge box. Sooo when sora started to open gifts he opend Kiaries gift first. She got him the most powerful key blade, OFALLTIME then he quikly said ,shitygift and fed it to his dog. Then he opend ed and sauskes gift . When he opend the box the most mortified look of all time fell upon his face. The stripper jumped out of the box,tied him to a chair, and started to give sora a lap dance. Next the stripper threw him on a bed and started to give him hardcore anal. You should have herd sora he sounded like a constipated donkey. As u could probably guess ed and sauske were laghing so hard sauske shited his pants. Soooo the moral of the story is try to not get raped by gay male strippers.!!