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Be My Valentine
By Flamewater
"Master, Will you be my Valentine." Fran commented in a monotone voice and Mukuro looked at him for a moment before answering.
"Little one, Have you been telling others to be your Valentine." Mukuro said smoothly to the shorter male.
"Yes. The long haired idiot Captain called me trash and stabbed the shark valentine card I had handmade. Although, I had put real blood on the shark card and inside it read Be My Valentine or Be Ate By A Shark." Fran stated calmly, tilted his head, and looked at his master. "I wonder why he was upset with me?"
Mukuro chuckled while Fran blinked his eyes and thought for a moment.
"Oh, I guess it was true the long haired idiot Captain was ate by a shark at one point." Fran told his master and nodded to himself. "Still why did he stab the card?"
"Little one, Anyone else?" Mukuro asked in amusement and Fran nodded at him.
"The fake Prince and I made a card in a shape of tiara." Fran replied flatly and looked at Mukuro. "The fake Prince threw several knives and yelled at me after reading the inside of the card. In the inside I wrote Be My Valentine Princess And Only Princesses Wear Tiara's Not A Prince. I guess he didn't like it."
'It is always amusing when my hopeless apprentice upsets others.' Mukuro briefly thought and smiled to himself. 'One of the many reasons why I sent the little one to Varia for it is an added bonus of him upsetting the members of Varia who happen to be Mafia. So they will suffer.'
"I even gave the one with a mustache a Valentine card and he hates me even more along with wanting to kill me a whole lot more for some unknown reason. I made the card in a shape of a mustache, but when he read the inside of the card that was when he yelled at me. I wrote Be My Valentine Even Though Your Mustache Is Ugly And The Boss Thinks You Are A Total Dog." Fran commented dully and heard his Master chuckling.
"Oh, little one. You are hopeless." Mukuro said calmly and Fran stared blankly at him for a moment.
"I'm not hopeless, Master." Fran stated bluntly, but then added flatly. "I gave a black heart shaped Valentine to the man that will at times have sex with a dead body. He liked the card, but then read the inside and didn't look happy anymore. Normally he is all cheerful and smiley. I had wrote Be My Valentine Even Though You Are Sick For Having Your Way With The Dead And I Hope If I Die That You Never Find My Corpse Or That You Will Die Before Me."
"Did you give one to Xanxus?" Mukuro asked curiously and the little one has a way with completely upsetting others without even trying at all.
"Yes. I made the card in a shape of a Wine glass even though he tends to throw them at the long haired idiot Captain for some reason at times. I have no idea if he hates Wine glasses or not, but he tends to have one handy." Fran replied in a monotone voice and then tilted his head while thinking for a moment. "He decided to read it and then he burnt it to a crisp along with ordering me to be away for a month or else he will kill me. Along with telling me to go to Japan."
"What did you write little one?" Mukuro asked in amusement and Fran thought for a moment.
"Be My Valentine Even Though If You Two Away The X's. Your Name Would Be Anus And That Would Be Disgusting, But I Doubt You Will Take Away The X's." Fran said bluntly, he looked at his Master, and heard loud chuckling.
"So you are being ordered to go to Japan." Mukuro said calmly and he received a nod.
"Yes and now I can deliver my other Valentine cards. You can come with me, Master. I forgot the card I had made for you back at Varia's base, but the Boss told me if I was back before a month was up that he would burn me to a crisp like he did with the card. I do not want to be burned." Fran stated flatly and he wondered what his Master will say.
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