A/N: ok peoples! This will be my new crack story that will be updated when I feel random enough… God save you all….

"LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! WHERE ARE MY TUMMS!!!???" whined a girly Light.

"In your stomach Raito-kun, in your stomach."

"WELL GET ME SOME MORE!!!!! I NEEDS MEH ADDICTION!!!"

"Why do you need Tums?"

"Cuz they're soooooo fruity and tummy and yummylicus!!!"

L sighed giving up. "Watari please special maneuver 6581 before Raito-kun goes and holds up a grocery store…. like last time…." *shudder*

"As you wish Mister L."

Out of nowhere Watari comes out and bonks Light in the head with picture frame.

"Good work secret agent Rover!"

"Thanks Mister L."

Slowly but surely, as Light lies on the floor bleeding from the picture frame, he dove into the world of fairies and unicorns and where presidents exist in Japan! But there were horrors too and sure enough there in the head quarters of this wonderful world lies… THE WAFFLE MAFIA!!!!!!! Duh Duh DUNNNN!!!!!

Will secret agent Rover (watari) defeat the black thorn?

Will Light encounter the President of Japan?

Will L get Light's tums?

Will the ceiling stop hating me?

Stay tuned and find out IN….. LIGHT'S ADVENTURES IN LA LA LAND!!!!!

A/N: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cough* er sorry!.... sorry this was short! But I am making it up as I go along! Disclaimer: I do NOT own death note but I do own the waffle mafia so back off!