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Sorry, I'm not here at the moment because I am writing fanfiction and I have no life whatsoever, so please, read my FF, and if you don't like it, then…um…FEA THE WRATH OF MY MECHANICAL PENCILS!POKE POKE POKE POKE! JAH!!!!!!

"Who wants to try DDR?" I yelled. Everyone raised their hands. Awesome! "Who shall I dominate first?" Constance raised her paw, her being a cat and all. "Um…OK," I spread both dance pads out, and chose Can't Stop the Rain by Cascada. Just like I thought, I totally beasted. "Oh! What now, kitty-kat? Whoa! CAN'T TOUCH THIS! IT'S ELECTRIC!" I wish I didn't say that; I mean it this time. Constance jumped up and clawed me. Jean jumped and grabbed her off. "My sister gets jealous," he said. I shrugged. Can't blame her. Next was Jack. Crap, is he good. LEFT, RIGHT,UP,UP,DOWN,DOWN, LEFT &RIGHT, UP &DOWN, CRISS-CROSS! BUH BUH! CRISS-CROSS! BUH BUH! CHA-CHA NOW Y'ALL! TURN IT UP! I won by one point! "BURRRRRRRRRN! THIS IS WHY I AM HOT! AND YOU ARE SO NOT! Actually, you are," I said. Jack smiled. Arabella fumed. Haha…fumed…I don't get it….But I wrote it…crap..my head hurts. I ran down to the kitchen and made a batch of choco-chips. Yeah, cookies rock my socks off. "WHO WANTS COOKIES?!"

The night went well, until my family came home. My mom opened my bedroom door. "Chris! What is going on?" She asked. I didn't know what to do…or say. "These are my school friends," I just had to explain their clothing. "And they had a costume party!" My mom furrowed her brow. "It's January. Halloween has been over!" Good point. "It was her party and she loves dressing up! So, yeah!" I pointed to Arabella, who nodded, playing along. "Can they stay the night?" Mom didn't know what to say. Finally, she nodded. OH YEAH! DDR FOR 9 HOURS STRAIGHT!

"WAKE-Y! WAKE-Y!" Ugh, shut up. I found Fitzy breathing in my face. I gave them clothes that night. I gave the boys some of my brother's clothes, and Arabella some of my clothes. "I gotta get you guys somewhere." I said. Jack stood up. "Actually, we know how to get back." Well, that makes perfect sense. And this sucks. It was fun though while it lasted. "Will I ever see you guys? Again?" I asked. Jack nodded. "Oh, yeah!" I smiled. Tumen jumped up. "MORE DDR! WOOHOO!" I went to my iPod and put a song on: "I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! I LIE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! YOU LIKE TO" I sang. I taught these guys the song last night, let's see if they remember! "MOVE IT!" They shouted! DANCE! DANCE, MY MINIONS! DANCE LIK MONKEYS THAT HAVE GONE INSANE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

OK, so I know that this was short, but I wanted it to be funny. Just a short parody is all. LOL thanks for reading.