One Hell Of A Party
Disclaimer: I don't own it so don't sue me…
Edward had been sitting in a chair waiting for the colonel until Riza had come in.
"Edward the colonel will see you now" Riza said calmly.
"About fucking time…" Ed replied frowning, He'd been waiting for ever!
And with that Riza slapped him and then pulled out her gun and shot right above his head detaching one of his hairs.
"Holy Shit Riza! You could've killed me!" Ed yelled at the trigger happy Major
"Watch your language! Fullmetal you may be a solider but your still a kid!" Riza said getting all up in Eds face.
" maybe if the Colonel didn't take so godamned Fucking long! Maybe I'd be less cranky about it,Okay?
"Just leave Fullmetal... just leave."
"Fine! I will" Edward mumbled to no one in particular, maybe it was another one of those days?
After Ed finally reached Roy's office and struggled opening it because of the fact that hundreds of stacks of paperwork was pushing against the door. When Ed finally made it in the room he went wide eyed at the amount of paper work in such a tiny office
"Marco!" Ed said trying to find the colonel in all the mess of the office.
"Ed?" yelled the voice of the colonel.
"Your supposed to say polo Dumbass!" Ed replied to the Colonel
"Ed.. I'm not in the mood for your back sass, now where are you?" Roy questioned
"I don't know! There's so much paperwork!" Ed yelled.
" Follow the sound of my voice and try not to anger the paperwork gods!"
"Okay, ah! It's a paperwork monster! Eat staples you unholy piece of filing!" Ed screamed filling the monster full of lead, err well not really. More like cheap irony things.
"Don't waste my staples!" Roy yelled angrily
" Shut up! It was for protection from the unholy! Now hold on... this is like a pac-man maze" Ed said distantly.
"Whats that?" Roy inquired.
"No fucking clue!" Ed said getting nearer and nearer until... pop! Oh wait this is china. Sorry must've tooken a wrong turn in alblqurkie.
Three hours later
" I'm finally here..." Ed sighed sweat on his forehead
" Good, oh wait I forgot what I was going to ask you, Oh well. Dismissed" Roy replied.
:( "I'm going to fucking kill you..." Ed threatened.
" I said dismissed, Fullmetal." Roy said as he pulled a lever that took Fullmetal to the outside.
The next day
" The colonel called me again?!" Ed asked Riza angrily.
"Yes... he'll see you now"
Four hours later
" Okay.. I made it again. If you don't have anything, I'll seriously kill you" Ed said to the colonel.
" Yes, I'm hosting a Staff party tomorrow night, attendance is mandatory" Roy said calmly.
" Whatever..." Ed replied.
" Unless that's past your beddy bye time" Roy teased.
" Piss off..." Ed said getting the last word and rushing out of the office.
" This should be fun" Roy mused burning the rest of the paperwork.
R&R