How To Fix Problems like an Aussie

Immigrants- Send them to Christmas island

Refugees- Send them to Christmas island

Nuclear waste- Send them to Christmas island

State Enemies- Send them to Christmas island

Commies- Send them to Christmas island

Liberals- Send them to Christmas island

Taxes- HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKIN WISH M8

Cold Coffee- Send them to Christmas island

Zombies- Send them to Christmas island

Rashes- Send them to Christmas island

Itchy Crotch- Send them to Christmas island

Missing wallet- Send them to Christmas island

Chinese Business men- Send them to Christmas island

High Housing prices- GOOD LUCK FINDING A HOUSE

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