The Gundam Boys and Sailor Cosmos vs. Barney
By Dreama Tsuki
In my personal opinion, Barney shouldn't have been created. All the kids I have babysat watched and it drove me bonkers. If you don't know who Sailor Cosmos is she is the really advanced form of Sailor Moon. (Really powerful too.) R&R but no flames please, that goes for all you Barney lovers too.

::Heero and Duo are flying around in their Gundams and all of a sudden duo hears the Barney Song::

Duo: Man, Heero what the hell is that awful noise?

Heero: I don't know, but it is interrupting my reception when Sailor Moon is on. :: a single tear roll down his cheek:: (Dreama: Aw my poor Heero I'll kiss you and make it better. ^.^)

Duo: That's horrible! The episodes are on! Shinigami is pissed and will destroy this menace!

Heero: Mission: Accepted.

::Heero fires his buster rifle, they fire their guns, and do a bunch of other things, blowing up most of the city::

Duo: Damn, that was a close one. ::Barney emerges from the rubble:: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Die you thing from hell!!! ::tries to fire his gun but no bullets come out:: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

::The rest of the Gundam team shows up::

Wufei: It is an injustice that that thing lives!

Trowa: .....................

Quatre: That thing is causing us to fight!

::they shot everything they've got at Barney::

Quatre: One problem.

Duo: What?

Quatre: IT'S STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! ::They all scream::

Voice: Hold it!

Duo: Is it?

Heero: It is!

Quatre: Sailor Cosmos?

SC: It's me. ::turns to Barney:: you are causing these boys to destroy a beautiful city and messing up the transmission of my show! A beautiful sailor suit soldier! Sailor Cosmos! In the name of the moon I won't forgive you!

Duo: YEA!!!! Go Sailor Cosmos! Kick that dinosaur's butt!

SC: ::snaps her fingers and Barney blows up::

Heero: Yea!! ::turns on the television:: NOOOO!!!!!

Duo: What?

Heero: Its over. ::everyone does the anime fall::

The end. So? What did you think? Write a review, but no flames please. Ja ne! ::Dreama goes to that secret place of hers::