Hi guys! Welcome to my newest fic! It's a Kyle-and-Bebe this time! I find them so cute! With all of my other fav pairings mixed in! Oh and in case you are wondering, as my profile says this fic and After my Break ( which won't be put up until I get the third chapter of this up) do, in fact, intertwine. So if you happen to be looking at this later and I already have the other fic up, yes some dialogue will be used in both fics. Any who, time for an explosion of Kyle! (he's pretty interesting to write about)
Disclaimer: If I owned South park it would not be as epic as it is and would be more like the stuff I write... Thank God for that xD I just stole the characters for my own amusement
Chapter One: Bebe
Never fall in love with your best friend's girlfriend'sbest friend. It only ends in a move you can never make. Mainly because the girl I have my eye for is a busty blonde witha boyfriend. Oh, andcan I add that my other best friendjust so happens to be her boyfriend...
Her name, the girl I love, is Bebe. She is going out withKenny, who happens to be one of my best friends. Though, my best friend, Stan, is going out withWendy, who is Bebe's best friend.
Did you follow any of that?
And in the center of all this madness andbullshit is me... Well, I guess I'm kind of what started this odd love triangle...pentagon... thing so maybe it's Cartman who is in the middle. I mean he really doesn't give a shit about love lives or anything. So he's the lucky one. Damn fat ass... Well, whatever, I have come to acknowledge the fact that I have no chance with her.
She's going out with Kenny... Who is the , I'm going to sound so gay saying this, hottest guy in all of South park. No girl would break up with him due to how popular they must seem just going out with him. Kenny probably knows it too. I mean he did choose one of the prettiest girls to go out with... before Bebe he just whored around now he thinks to make himself look more attractive settle down for a bit before going on the prowl again...
I know this because he explained it to me and Stan when we were about to kill him to make sure he was the real Kenny. ( Since, Kenny is notoriuos for being a little whore)
But I'm not in love with Bebe because she's probably the most beautiful girl in school. No. It's because she's also smart and nice and whens he gets confused she purses her lips and thinks too hard. It's very cute. As well as the fact she can laugh at herself.
Damn... Here she comes.
I sigh one more time into my locker, I'm lucky I never get late with all the inner monologues I have going on. Then again, I also get to school very early. It's not even twenty minutes till school starts... What is Bebe doing here?
Still comes up to me waving. " Hi, Kyle!" Her voice is so cute. I look at her, fighting back a huge smile, so I suffice with a small one.
" Yo, Bebe! What are you doing here so early?
"I could ask you the same thing, Kosher Boy."
"Ow... that hurt, Bebe," I grasp my heart at that one, pretending to be shot. She just laughs then kicks me in the shin, I mock glare at he as she laughs some more.
" Sorry, Kyle! But, do you know where I can find Kenny?" She doesn't notice my look of pure disgust as she mentions his name. She looks giddy and happy, I wonder if it's because Kenny has worked what he likes to think of as his 'magic' on her... I'm not going to think about that.
I think about it, not really having to think on it since Kenny sleeps until 5 minutes till school starts andsomehow he always makes it to his first class...without even getting tardy. Another reason why I'm kind of jealous of the guy... I can't get away with that shit.
"Uh... Bebe, he's probably sleeping as we speak," I tell her the truth and her face kind of falls. I brush my hands through my hair, every now again I'll wear my old hat but I've been straightening and trying to make it look good since middle school, that's when I decided I wanted to look good, even without my green ushanka, the best hat in the whole universe ( Might I add). A lot of people have changed.
Kenny goes hood-less, though he still wears a whole lot of orange. My guess a girl mentioned how hot he was and that is what sparked Kenny being a whore... That andhe already was kind of a whore. Stan, Craig, Cartman and Wendy and left their hats behind them.
But you can still find each of them wearing those old hats on choice moments, Craig wears his more, I guess it's a comfort thing that and his hair is black... Which was unexpected.
"Kyle... Your hair looks good like that!" Bebe comments on me, I guess she noticed since I do have the nervous habit of brushing my hand through my hair. I blush for about ten seconds before trying to think up something to say.
"...uh... thanks?" I'm an idiot...
" Well," The conversation starts to get awkward... I hate it! This is how it always ends up being like with Bebe and me! I wish I could just grab her by the shoulders and scream: I LOVE YOU! CAN I PLEASE FUCK YOU NOW!?
" So are you excited for the," I pause, while doing jazz hands," Chemistry exam!?" She gives me this death look before she realizes I was kidding.
" No! I hate chemistry!" she says as she starts to mumble about it being stupid and unnecessary. She really is adorable, with that pout on her face. Way too adorable, might I add. Because this what comes out of my mouth next.
"I could tutor you. That way if you do poorly on this test, you can do better on the next!"
Now you might wonder why that would freak me out so much. Because what happens if she says: Oh! Yes Kyle I would love to spend two hours with you three times a week studying while wearing incredibly sexy clothes because you are my boyfriend's friend and would never touch me!
And if I tried to tutor her I would about die... I mean... she'd be so distracting, even in sweat pants and a cat sweater! Because...she's Bebe. I try to cool it down waiting her her answer, hoping my face didn't betray what I was thinking.
Though to my luck she refused.
"No way I beliveing that for a second, Kyle! Like you are going to seriously tutor me! I'm OK at Chemistry and I want to spend as much of my free time as possible with friends and my Boyfriend!" The way she said boyfriend made me sick but I laughed and agreed. I also like being with my friends... But I would of tutored her.
Before the conversation can get too awkward I hear foot steps running up to me. All of the sudden I have an arm around my neck.
"Hey, Kyle!" Kenny's gruff voice came into my ear. What in name of God is he doing here? He is never this early. I check my watch and it says ten minutes till class starts...we've been talking for awhile then.
"Kenny, what are you doing up?" I ask him as he does something to make Bebe blush. I'm guessing he winked or did something with his tongue. I sigh, wishing I didn't have to watch this. Seriously! Did I do something to afend Karma?
Kenny just laughs a good spirited laugh. "It's Thursday, man!" It says it like it is the most obvious thing in the world. His arm still around my neck.
"And that matters because...?" I say as try to get out of his headlock, but Kenny has a pretty good grip on me.
" Free food at this one place! I made friends with the owners, so every Thursday I wake up early and get free food!" Why didn't I expect something like that? Have I not lived here long enough to know that South Park in the one place that something totally random like that couldhappen. I just laughed because in an odd way it was kind of amusing.
"So, Bebe, is Kyle trying to rape you?" Kenny asks Bebe... Kenny why are you such a idiot? I pray to God that Bebe doesn't mention the tutoring thing because I can just hear what Kenny will say inside my head... I just know he'll think of something to freak out Bebe so she'll never want to talk to me again. Not on purpose but...Bebe has a hard time knowing when people are kidding and serious, it's kind of cute. While Kenny is always joking around.
Another reason why I should be with Bebe and not Kenny.... just saying.
"Oh course not, Kenny!" Bebe laughs as she playfully punches Kenny, who laughs in response, his arm still around my neck... Do they even realize that I'm still here? I don't think so because Bebe leans in to give Kenny a peck on the check...Her face is so close to mine but she is kissing another guy. My life sucks so hard right now. So hard.
I cough so they notice I'm still in the head lock, Kenny notices me first and laughs.
"Is this too much action for you, Kyle?" He says teasingly, using his other hand to pinch my cheek. I squirm in protest.
"Shut up, Asshole! Just let go of me...Classes start soon!" I say, in a futile attempt to get him to let go...he doesn't. Instead he mentions how we all have first class together and how we should go like this...
"Kenny? Why the fuck do you have Kenny in a head lock?" Oh shit. Here comes Stan. I look at him, my face probably blood red from walking like this next to a giggling Bebe and having people stare at me. Stan laughs and starts walking next to us.
" So how is Wendy?" Kenny asks like I'm not in a head lock. Which is really starting to piss me off.
So Stan and Kenny have this conversation so I try to make due with what I got.
"Hey, Bebe," I say, smiling up at her from Kenny's death lock. She giggles at me as we have converse a bit, about nothing in particular. I don't know why but I have confidence now... Which I shouldn't have since I'm in a head lock...
Finally we all make it to first period and I sit next to Stan, and I notice Bebe sits down next to Wendy, while Kenny sits behind Stan and me... soon Cartman comes along and sits in the seat next to Kenny. ( who finally gets his arm off of my head)
Don't ask me why we all sit next to each other still...or are still friends for that matter. I have no clue.
Soon, like what seems like a matter of minutes becomes three classes. It's odd how that happens. Some of them more interesting like others. Mainly the ones I have with Tweek. That guy without knowing it is probably the most entertaining thing...ever.
Though, the best thing that happened today was Craig standing up for the guy when Cartman called him a fucking freak. I swear Craig was close to beating up Cartman then and there. If the teacher didn't stop it I think Craig would beat him up.
It went like this:
"GAH!" Tweek spilled coffee on himself, most people laughed, but Craig helped him clean it up.
"You are such a fucking freak, Tweek!" Cartman yells from where he sat. That is when Craig got angry, cause Tweek started to tear up.
"YOU SAY THAT AGAIN FAT ASS AND MY FIST IS GOING INTO YOUR FACE!"
" Are you a fag, Craig?"
"I'LL KILL YOU!"
Then Craig flipped him off, said something to Tweek, and the teacher stopped it all. ( only because Craig got out of his seat with a hell bent look on his face) It was entertaining. Well, we all know who Craig loves. Our very own Tweek, not like I care. I mean this is South Park, I have grown tolerance for many things living here.
Gay guys just happen to be one of the things I have grown a tolerance too. I don't see it as a big deal, I guess. Cartman does, and he would be tormenting Craig and Tweek right now if it wasn't for Craig being able to beat him up.
My other classes were boring, so I'm glad it is finally lunch time.
Well, I look around to see where my friends are, but I run into Alexis. Alexis is a average height, black haired, female. She's relatively nice and in some of my classes. Though, she hardly talks in class because she always just stares off into space or passing notes with Wendy or Bebe. That's why I know her, I met her through Bebe.
"Alexis! Do you know where Stan and them are?" I ask her, knowing she probably knows. She is very good friends with Wendy and Bebe, though more often then not she sits with Red and her gang of girls.
"Yes, I do. They are over by the trees," Alexis said before leaving, not really one to converse, though that was just how she carried herself. I yelled: Thank you before finding my friends by the trees. That is what is nice about being in high school at South Park. You can sit outside on days that aren't too cold like today.
" Hey guys!" I say as I sit next to Stan. Including me and Stan there are 7 people sitting at the table, which can fit 8. I'm guessing you know who so I'm not even going to explain. My eyes go to Bebe, I realize my thoughts have been Bebe free, good! At least I'm not obsessing over the poor girl anymore. But she's so damn cute!
...fuck...
"So, you were talking to Alexis?" I hear Wendy swoon. What is it with girls and thinking if you have a conversation with someone of the opposite sex it means you like them... I don't get it.
"Who the fuck is Alexis?" We all give Kenny this look that reads: Are you dumb ass?
"Kenny, hon... she's in all of your classes," Bebe confirms, I wonder how she knows that because I know for a fact that Bebe is only in the two classes I have with Kenny that he is in. Maybe she made sure to know who was in his classes to make sure she knew who she needed to beat up in case he cheats on her.
"... Do you seriously not know?" Kenny is quite the character, I'll give him that.
"No... She doesn't stand out in my memory," He answers, and Bebe breaths out a sigh of relief, I don't think Kenny notices this because he just laughs, probably at no knowing the girl. I wonder if Alexis knows that... I bet she wouldn't care if she did, it'd be even funnier if she had no idea who Kenny was.
"No matter! My heart only belongs to Kyle!" Kenny says dramatically, brushing his hand on my shoulder, I know it's a joke and I look over to Bebe to confirm it. She already knows because she's laughing along.
" You can be such a fag, Kenny!" Cartman notes and soon both of them are chatting about... well I don't know. Their conversations are usually even too sick for me so I just ignore them.
I sometimes think everyone does.
"Hey, Babe," Kenny all of the sudden looks over to Bebe," I won't be able to walk you home today, since I have to stop by the Grocery store. My mom's been saving up some money for some stuff and I have to go buy it," Everyone knows Kenny's family doesn't have a car, so he always walks his girl's back and to school. ( Not a big deal since South park is such a small town)
Bebe just nods her head. But then she sighs, probably knowing that Wendy has a nature club thing today so she'll have to wait to get a ride home.
"I can drive you, Bebe. We live fairly close anyways," I say in a friendly tone. ( I try very hard not to sound into her while around Kenny and the others)
Kenny seems to think it's a good idea because he smiles. " Yeah! Kyle is a good boy!" He confirms and I guess the deed is done. I get to drive Bebe home...
I wish Kenny knew how much of an ass wipe I am. Seriously! I'm basically trying to steal his girlfriend away from him in a subtle manner! How can he not notice? Maybe because he is Kenny, and he chooses to think that we are all good friends and that wouldn't happen... Who knows.
Soon the bell rings and we all head back to class, I give a wave to Bebe and she waves back, she and Wendy heading to their next class.
I walk back into class, not really thinking of anything but her. I have two more classes to live through so I bite my lip and head into them dutifully. One of them I have my chemistry test so that took up most of the time in that class while the last class of the day, Gym, is basically just everyone talking, while we run/ walk the track.
Soon it's the end of the day, the time I've been waiting for. I get to my car ( It's my dad's old car and I'm lucky it still drives). I see Bebe waiting by it, I wave. She waves back.
"Ladies first I tell her as I open the door. She giggles as she gets into the passenger side.
As I get into the drivers side and get the car started Bebe says something that makes me want to die on the spot.
"You'd look cute with Alexis!" I kind of want to gag myself when she says this... Or just scream: NO WAY IN HELL, BITCH! I WANT YOU, GOD DAMMIT! But I keep my cool, because it's all I have. I also remind myself that she is Kenny's girlfriend, and that they won't be breaking up anytime soon...yay me.
" That's like if you and me started to go out," I say trying to get the attention off of me and Alexis being together ( I don't even know the girl). She laughs like it's a joke...
It wasn't...