Yuan Home Alone

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Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia, but I wish I did.

Note: I'm writing this in my free time, ie while I'm supposed to be studying. This'll be filler for when I'm in Writer's block for my other fic. I'm not, but my work is saved on my other computer and I don't feel like getting it. So this won't be updated as much after exams.

Note 2: Final Exams tomorrow. I've studied, but wish me luck anyways.

MrAndersonMan

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Yuan woke with a hangover.

Ugh... where am I?

Where is this place?

I'm locked in.

No key.

I have to escape.

Yuan got up from the bed, or more specifically, some ferns and a rather hard pinecone. "Now how do I get out of this room?" He pushed the door. It was stuck fast. He looked at it. -Pull- said a little sign. Pull... It made a little click in his mind. He pushed the door again. Stuck fast. "Gotta get some water..." He moseyed over to the fountain and drank some refreshing water. Fountain? Yes, it was clearly a fountain. With bushes growing around it. And fish swimming inside. "Hmm."

After a delicious fish breakfast and some water from an alternate water source, Yuan was ready to escape. He looked around. There was a large Yuan-shaped hole in the ground near the wall. He looked up. There was an open window. Yuan vaguely remembered having a falling dream. He looked behind him. Wait, I'm not locked in, I'm locked out. So I have to find a key. I know, I'll climb through that window.

After trying many ties to climb five stories and deepening the Yuan-shaped hole a few feet, he gave up. "Boy, I totally feel like Colette now." Yuan got the title 'Colette!' "What? Whaat! Nooooooooo!" slap "Oh, right." He suddenly grew silent as a strange man walked to the door and pulled it open, depositing a box inside. What...? He ran to the door and pushed. Locked. He yelled for the man to come back. Turned out to be the mailman. "Hey, um, um! Can you check that parcel you just delivered?" The mailman shrugged, and opened the door again. "Fire in the hole!" Yuan threw himself in and pushed the door shut in the mailman's face. "Wretched door, I'll get you..." He took a blowtorch from it's case above the fireplace and seared the metal door shut. "Ha! Now I'll..." Yuan just realized he had really locked himself in this time.

Great, where am I? Where was I yesterday? Yuan walked around the building. Nice place, but where's everybody? He noticed a small piece of paper.

"Dear Yuan, (loser)

I'm off to visit Martel in the Tree, so I've taken the Rheiards. If my new World Domination kit comes today, put it by the fireplace. Don't touch anything. And don't try to go to my room. Also, I've taken all the Rheiards for no apparent reason except I can't remember if my favorite color is yellow or pale yellow. And I also pushed you out the window for fun. I'm not very sorry. Please take it as a personal offense. Remember to feed Noishe, don't drink my coffee, stay away from the shredder, keep Noishe away from the microwave, and don't get drunk like yesterday. I should be back by noon, and I'll try to wreck as many Rheiards as humanly half-Elvenly possible.

Unsincerely, Mithos

PS: If Kratos comes, tell him the Dungeons and Dragons game is at the Ice Seal, not the Water Seal. And you can't come."

"Oh, of all the indignant-gah-grr... wait, was I drunk? So that may be why... wait, so he pushed me out the window. I must have revenge..."

Reaching the hallway to Mithos' room, Yuan stopped. "Well, here goes!" He kicked the door open.

The first thing he saw was an angel plushie casting Judgement at him.

The next four hundred ninety nine things he saw were also angel plushies casting Judgement at him. blam blam blam blam blam

After many First Aids, Yuan was ready for the Plushie Gauntlet again. It all came pretty quickly after he had found aluminum foil and had wrapped himself with it. Kicking open the door, he ran past the angel plushies, the Judgement beams bouncing off harmlessly. "Ha ha! Outwitted you, Mithos!"

But then he felt a mild shock. Looking down, he noticed that he was standing smack in the center of an Indignation. zap zap zap zap zap Screaming, Yuan pulled off the foil and started to run. The angel plushies fired up again. blam blam blam blam blam

After many more First Aids and a bout of acupuncture, Yuan was ready again. He had stuffed leaves and twigs inside the aluminum armor to prevent conduction. "Okay, I'm safe!" Running through the Angel plushie hall and the Indignation panel, he sighed in relief as he reached the door. It was marked -The Godly room of Mithos Yggdrasil. Stay away.- "Ahh... it's his room at last. I've beaten your traps, Mithos!" He opened the door. "Oh, sh-"

A Flame Lance fired out with amazing velocity and set Yuan's wooden/metal armor on fire. foooooooooom "Auuuggghhh!" zap zap zap zap zap "Auuuuuggggghhhhh!" blam blam blam blam blam Auuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhh!"

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End of Chapter 1. Read and Review. I actually like Yuan, it's just that he was a character that popped to my head when I was writing this. Flames will be used on Yuan. Until next time! -insert ninja poof- MrAndersonMan