This little baby plot bunny sat down at my feet, and wouldn't leave till I wrote this. I hate peas so that whole scene in last night's ep struck me as funny. Since I can't sleep I wrote this instead. I should be working on one of my other stories, or packing for the dreaded move, but this took me over.
No warnings except for spoiler alert for last nights ep, don't know what it's called and am to lazy to look it up on the net
I don't own CM.
I don't get it. I watch him work at his desk, and try to understand him. How is it possible that he knows - well everything, literally? I know he's a genius, but doesn't he ever feel like his head will explode, with all of that arcane knowledge stored up in it?
Take for instance the peas and chocolate incident. There we were, collecting evidence from the most dangerous foe we've come across, and he's making me laugh about peas. Now I have to disagree that peas make you feel like you're in love. I mean they're small, green, and unattractive. They don't taste good at all, in fact I hate peas.
Then there's chocolate. It's a lovely brown color, just like his eyes. Wait where did that come from? I'm not thinking about him that way, I swear it. Where was I? Oh yeah, chocolate can be very sweet, just like him. Hey I said don't go there girl. You don't have to chew it if you don't want to. You can just let in melt in your mouth. Hmm… I wonder what his tongue tastes like? Damn it, I said stop it! He's a nerd for God's sake. Yeah, but a really sexy one.
"Hey Emily, you ok," Spencer asked, one eyebrow cocked in that adorable way he has.
"What… oh Dr Reid… ah yeah, I was just thinking about what you said yesterday, about peas and chocolate."
"Oh yeah… what were you thinking?" He was still embarrassed that he'd gone on, and on about it, and had to be cut off by Hotch.
"I was thinking that peas are over rated."