One day Neji and Tenten went to the beach.
Tenten jumped off the pier into deep water, and realized that she couldn't swim. She screamed for Neji to save her.
Neji jumped off the pier into deep water, and realized that he couldn't swim. He screamed for somebody to save them.
Snooki from the Jersey Shore, who was drunk at the time, jumped off the pier into deep water, and could swim. She saved Neji and Tenten. Everybody was happy.
Tenten loves Neji.
Neji loves Tenten.